decapitated fly

[Uberclocker]

A co-worker of mine was annoyed at a fly buzzing around the office. He got frustrated and started snipping a pair of paper scissors in the air. On the second snip he cut the fly clean in half. We have deemed him Mr Miagi (sp?)

[JesseJames]

Theres lots of dead flys at college and people keep on picking them up and putting them on a girls desk (Only one girl in the class...) when she is out of the room. When she comes back she sees them and starts screaming.

+ somebody ;) keeps "adjusting" them so they are in funny positions looking at where she is sat.