z911
01-24-2003, 09:50 AM
just got this by email... the actual temperature range is not 100% accurate but the Canadian spirit is there all right. Go Habs!!!! :cool:
CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
+70 F, 21 C
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 F, 16 C
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 F, 10 C
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 F, 4 C
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 F, 0 C
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20 F, -7 C
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 F, -9 C
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F, -18 C
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.
-20 F, -29 C
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
-40 F, -40 C
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
-60 F, -51 C
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-80 F, -62 C
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
-100 F, -73 C
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 F, -183 C
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
-460 F, -273 C
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya, eh?"
-500 F, -296
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup :D
CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
+70 F, 21 C
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 F, 16 C
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 F, 10 C
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 F, 4 C
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 F, 0 C
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20 F, -7 C
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 F, -9 C
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F, -18 C
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.
-20 F, -29 C
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
-40 F, -40 C
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
-60 F, -51 C
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-80 F, -62 C
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
-100 F, -73 C
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 F, -183 C
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
-460 F, -273 C
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya, eh?"
-500 F, -296
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup :D