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medrewsclues
11-08-2002, 10:06 PM
because i cant be sure any of this is real but i have to play along just in case

timbobagginsii
11-08-2002, 10:10 PM
oh, I forgot you're locked in a government basement and hideous experiments are being performed upon you.
sorry
In that case, all I am is a projection of a small part of your worst nightmare.

medrewsclues
11-08-2002, 10:16 PM
my worst nightmare? let me tell you about my worst nightmare. see there was this lizard in a tree and he was all chasing me making this sound like bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty-bomp-ditty and i was like on he ground all like eeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeeeee man it was scary

timbobagginsii
11-08-2002, 10:19 PM
you see that bit of your worst nightmare, just after the fifteenth bomp-ditty?
Well the middle part of that bit, you know the bit?
- THAT'S THE BIT I'M A PROJECTION OF!!

Do I scare you?

medrewsclues
11-08-2002, 10:22 PM
oh, ok. i do know you then

timbobagginsii
11-08-2002, 10:26 PM
yep.
Everyone knows me, but nobody can pin me down.
The only thing I fear is a true nobody.

medrewsclues
11-08-2002, 10:28 PM
yes i met him as well, when he was younger and still questing for pins.

he was somebody then.

timbobagginsii
11-08-2002, 10:30 PM
I think his name was....

Arrgghh, it's gone.
Nevermind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!
don't sneak up on me like that!

skidhmor
11-09-2002, 03:57 PM
I once thaought ther was a point.
Then I discovered that there was just a punchline...

skidhmor
11-09-2002, 06:53 PM
gluurrp!!
(don't ask)

timbobagginsii
11-09-2002, 07:04 PM
If alternative comedy isn't funny, is Windows an alternative OS?

timbobagginsii
11-09-2002, 10:41 PM
The question to end all questions: why?

timbobagginsii
11-09-2002, 10:48 PM
It's answer:
Because.

matt95z
11-09-2002, 10:54 PM
why because? my dad used to say because i said so

timbobagginsii
11-09-2002, 10:59 PM
the shorter version doesn't depend on any particular "person" and can be applied to any situation. For example:
>I'm grounded! Why?
>Because I said so.

>The earth spins on it's axis. Why?
>Because I said so.

It clearly breaks down in the second example.

A simple "because" can always be used.

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 03:17 PM
I prefer why not

theevilblah
11-10-2002, 03:35 PM
why why not?

tankinan
11-10-2002, 04:01 PM
So AX+BX=CX?

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 06:22 PM
no AX+BX=AB(x2) (that is X squared by the way.) because your answer was incorrect.

timbobagginsii
11-10-2002, 06:28 PM
this is timbo's maths lecturer:
cyberhwk, you bad maths genius, stop trying to confuse the world with your evil inequalities scheme.
ax+bx=cx if a+b=c
axbx=ab(x^2)
however generally
ax+bx#ab(x^2) (#is the closest to an inequality I could find)

just because.

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 06:34 PM
unless C=A+B

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 06:37 PM
actually your right timbo I'm just upset right now so I can't do math.

timbobagginsii
11-10-2002, 07:06 PM
What's eating you, mate?
Not worms I hope.

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 07:38 PM
I was just told by my eye doctor that I can't wear contacts. And my day is just going downhill. I burnt my food and I think I should put it on the oven and let it burn to cinders.

cyberhwk
11-10-2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
this is timbo's maths lecturer:
cyberhwk, you bad maths genius, stop trying to confuse the world with your evil inequalities scheme.
ax+bx=cx if a+b=c
axbx=ab(x^2)
however generally
ax+bx#ab(x^2) (#is the closest to an inequality I could find)

just because.

Actually I got it now. AX+BX=CX if C=A+B+X Else AX+BX=CX given C=A+B because you have to mulitpy first. Duh I should have gotten that but I'm kinda worked up being stuck in glasses and having charcoal for food because I was distracted and left it in the oven.

timbobagginsii
11-10-2002, 07:48 PM
contacts still playing up?
we had to evacuate the house the other day when someone set the toaster on fire("I turned my back for one second - honest" and, looking at me like I'M the stupid one, "it's not bad to rattle a [METAL] knife inside the bread slots to get crumbs out of it" oh, and "crumbs don't build up in the crumb tray")

bwkaz
11-10-2002, 09:02 PM
AX+BX=CX if C=A+B+X Umm... only if X=0.

Substitute A+B+X in for C on the right side of that equation. You get AX+BX=(A+B+X)X, or equivalently, AX+BX=AX+BX+XX. Which means XX must be zero, which makes X zero.

And the answer to "why" is 42. Duh... ;)

cyberhwk
11-11-2002, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by bwkaz
Umm... only if X=0.

Substitute A+B+X in for C on the right side of that equation. You get AX+BX=(A+B+X)X, or equivalently, AX+BX=AX+BX+XX. Which means XX must be zero, which makes X zero.

And the answer to "why" is 42. Duh... ;)

yeah your right. for some reason I keep thinking multiplication. bye for now..... Thanks for all the fish. A^2+B^2=C^2

skidhmor
11-11-2002, 01:24 PM
bump

tankinan
11-11-2002, 03:06 PM
So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flames.
Pardon me, pardon me, I'll never be the same.
Never be the same.
Yeaah.

mlee
11-11-2002, 03:16 PM
Please complete the message field.

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 03:33 PM
the world is under water

my boxers are to small...squeezing my testicals.

Vlad902
11-11-2002, 03:55 PM
to much info...

skidhmor
11-11-2002, 03:56 PM
Why cheese?

Vlad902
11-11-2002, 03:57 PM
spammers... :D

skidhmor
11-11-2002, 04:00 PM
ummmmm..............

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 04:53 PM
this isnt spam....its art



damn it!.... forgot to change boxers :)

cyberhwk
11-11-2002, 04:54 PM
hold me.

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 04:57 PM
no thanks,

my homophobic feelings are down in the ground

tankinan
11-11-2002, 04:57 PM
So do you have the time-
to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it!
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

cyberhwk
11-11-2002, 04:58 PM
well I know some one wants to hold me.

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 05:00 PM
your mom?

Spit
11-11-2002, 05:00 PM
So tell me. How does one participate in this no topic thread.

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 05:03 PM
like
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

cyberhwk
11-11-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by theevilblah
your mom?
she doesn't love me either someone else has to hold me

theevilblah
11-11-2002, 05:06 PM
WHO?
WHO?
WHO?
WHO?
WHO?
WHO?
WHO?

skidhmor
11-11-2002, 05:58 PM
why?

bugfix
11-12-2002, 07:37 PM
Topic: No topic, oh where have you been for so long, old friend?

Thorin
11-12-2002, 08:06 PM
w00tw00t! My official Blender 2.0 guide just arrived! Now I can start blending!:cool:

Now, the off topic part of the post:

Hmmm, pistol whip.

tankinan
11-13-2002, 01:33 AM
Why do we need all the other no-topic threads when we have this one :confused:

smokybobo
11-13-2002, 02:36 AM
Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you hear?

skidhmor
11-13-2002, 11:14 AM
:cool: cheese :cool:

timbobagginsii
11-13-2002, 12:49 PM
Cheese, fish, shrubberies, of such things is surrealism not really made. The term got hi-jacked because critics couldn't bring themselves to describe Monty Python as "Silly" so they picked a word out of the ether and tainted it beyond all recognition.

bwkaz
11-13-2002, 04:10 PM
Micah,
Where did Micah go?
Micah,
Should be at our show...
Micah,
Guess that we should find him
Micah,
'Cause we kind of like him here!

Poor John Walsh (I think... it goes kinda fast), his heart is bleeding,
"Have you seen me?" milk jugs reading,
Does his face ring a bell,
Is he lost inside some well?
Think we left him at the show,
Think we left him in Toledo-ooh...

Have you seen him?

<repeat chorus>

--Five Iron Frenzy.

timbobagginsii
11-13-2002, 07:07 PM
Too tired to move from my chair or take my contacts out.
Urgh!
They'll find me in the morning with my eyes glued shut and my spine compressed to the size of a beer can.

skidhmor
11-14-2002, 01:42 PM
bump

Spit
11-14-2002, 05:33 PM
Bump? Bump? How dare you bump me!

Never the less, Haddock & cucumber sandwiches are fine tonight.

gearjunkie
11-14-2002, 05:43 PM
mmmm haddock and cucumber........

or maybe that was vegimite and cheese? I don't know.

do_guh_new
11-15-2002, 01:57 AM
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tankinan
11-15-2002, 02:28 AM
I hope this thread lives to see it's 1st birthday in a few months, and for many more birthdays to come
:cool:

cyberhwk
11-15-2002, 02:46 AM
I wonder if deaf girls make much noise.
where is my platapus?

cwolf
11-15-2002, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by tankinan
So do you have the time-
to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it!
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

Aaahh... a great song :D

bugfix
11-15-2002, 01:23 PM
Cough.

skidhmor
11-15-2002, 04:14 PM
blah

dcfxq
11-15-2002, 04:20 PM
Maybe in sign language?????:confused:

timbobagginsii
11-17-2002, 06:29 PM
I asked God, "What should I tell them?" He said, "Don't listen to this man."

janet loves bill
11-17-2002, 07:56 PM
Top Ten Signs That Your Co-Worker is a Hacker


10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

I found this here (http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/childahacker.htm)

skidhmor
11-18-2002, 12:53 PM
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11-18-2002, 10:02 PM
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timbobagginsii
11-19-2002, 06:34 AM
Lab report to write, can't get started, due in this afternoon, doctor's appointment at noon, not doing well, can't afford to bugger up this attempt at a degree, history's repeating itself, don't seem to be able to break the cycle, seems like it's my last chance, could go and flip burgers, or just sleep forever.
Maybe I'm a little bit depressed.

timbobagginsii
11-19-2002, 07:05 AM
Hey, I'm the only one here, does that mean if I fall over I won't make a noise?

timbobagginsii
11-19-2002, 09:22 AM
It's official, I'm no longer a fully functional human being. Need pills to make life livable. Despise that in myself. I thought I'd got it beaten too. Woopy doo.

tankinan
11-19-2002, 11:24 AM
*ping*

timbobagginsii
11-19-2002, 02:24 PM
Once upon a time there was a little white bull.
then a whole song about how this creature was upset because it couldn't go and be killed in the bull ring, and somehow got to be chosen to go into the ring and was then happy.
The song ends before the torture starts. Sorry the torture starts when the song starts

skidhmor
11-19-2002, 03:46 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Confusion is good, it means your on ground you've never covered before....

cyberhwk
11-20-2002, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by tankinan
*ping*

127.0.0.1 I ping therefore I am. :D

Saptech
11-20-2002, 04:11 AM
I see it's at 1864 replies...I guess we're going for 2000+!!! :D

I wonder what's the limit of replies a thread can hold?

Just a thought!

Spit
11-20-2002, 06:09 AM
I'm looking out of the window.

My colleagues think I'm dreaming of far away places, bright sunshine, sparkling beaches & babes in bikinis.

I'm actually thinking that the windows need cleaning, I can't see through them properly.

skidhmor
11-20-2002, 03:12 PM
What would it really sound like if a hundred thoudand people actually said, "Whop!" ?

dcfxq
11-20-2002, 03:17 PM
duh ..... like a squadron or two of Hueys coming into a hot LZ ????????

:D :confused: :D :cool:

skidhmor
11-20-2002, 03:44 PM
Umm.. I meant all at the same time.
(And I was throwing in a rather obscure, or at least oblique, HHGTTG reference.(see Life, the Universe, and Everything. by Douglas Adams :) ))

bwkaz
11-20-2002, 03:48 PM
No, it wouldn't sound like Hueys, it would sound like a Krikkit ship teleporting in, duh.

:rolleyes:

Edit: it seems I was beaten. ;)

skidhmor
11-20-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by bwkaz
No, it wouldn't sound like Hueys, it would sound like a Krikkit ship teleporting in, duh.

:rolleyes:

Edit: it seems I was beaten. ;)

Yes, but would it really sound just like that, or is that just the best analogy that could be found for what it really sounded like...

timbobagginsii
11-20-2002, 05:40 PM
It would sound like a third of that number of people dry farting.

skidhmor
11-21-2002, 02:05 PM
As long as it doesn't smell like that...

timbobagginsii
11-21-2002, 08:18 PM
Jibbley Wibbley Woo Woo Woot.

skidhmor
11-22-2002, 12:33 PM
chortle

timbobagginsii
11-22-2002, 10:55 PM
Just remembered I felt like changing my sig, thought you should know.

mindless666
11-23-2002, 07:10 AM
I AM GOD VERSION 7.4!!!

mindless666
11-23-2002, 07:10 AM
FATAL APPLICATION ERROR!!! DAMN YOU BILL GATES!!!

schism39401
11-23-2002, 09:19 AM
damn this thread has blown up...just wanted to put my name up in hurre

Spit
11-23-2002, 01:53 PM
I hate referees. Just thought I'd let you all know that.

skidhmor
11-23-2002, 03:54 PM
chaos is good.
order is good.
both are illusions...

Saptech
11-24-2002, 01:17 AM
The better the best, the best the better! :rolleyes:

skidhmor
11-25-2002, 02:23 PM
fnord!

bwkaz
11-25-2002, 03:50 PM
Queso!

</spanish binge>

Spit
11-25-2002, 05:40 PM
Is that a beer I see before me? Not for bloody long...

kZahradnik
11-25-2002, 06:40 PM
430

nuvan
11-26-2002, 10:49 AM
THIS IS POST #1887!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you know why that is special?
Purple!
Because Ice Cream Has No Bones!

JockVSJock
11-26-2002, 11:37 AM
At this moment, you should be with me, feeling like I do, like u want to, but will never will again.

God Spead U Black Emperor.

timbobagginsii
11-27-2002, 01:13 PM
Do or do not, there is no spoon.

skidhmor
11-27-2002, 05:09 PM
blarg

Spit
11-28-2002, 07:39 PM
Hey, is this post on a go-slow or summat? Juggle it quick, before I fall off........

timbobagginsii
11-28-2002, 09:04 PM
One flew east
And one flew west
And one stayed home in an old string vest

cage47
11-28-2002, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by cyberhwk
I wonder if deaf girls make much noise.
where is my platapus?

Depends. My partner at the VA a bunch a years back had a deaf girl that worked in accounting. He said she was a dead----.

I on the other hand had her friend who I worked with in radiology. But MAN was she a wildcat!

Brain Drop
12-01-2002, 11:00 AM
did not

timbobagginsii
12-01-2002, 10:00 PM
Sorry happens to be a very good friend of mine and he'd have told me if he knew either of you or if he had to resurrect anything.

timbobagginsii
12-04-2002, 11:41 PM
Have I got news for you?

adhall02
12-05-2002, 09:42 PM
My sig is getting old. Anyone have any good ones?

timbobagginsii
12-05-2002, 09:47 PM
1>Look up something zen and change it subtley, for example:
What is the sound of the one handed clap?
2>Use the correctly worded Roosevelt family motto. (Qui Plantavit Curabit)
3>A quote from a dodgy 16bit rpg
4>A quote from some old Italian playwright.
5>A quote from some old Greek playwright.
6>An old Amiga phrase, eg: Fastmemfirst
7>A quote from a cartoon site.
8>SEARCH FIRST ASK LATER
9>A link to your web-site

How's that for starters?
edit:more suggestions

Thorin
12-06-2002, 12:16 AM
1900th post!!!

Water is wet.
Sand is dry.

adhall02
12-06-2002, 12:29 AM
Thanks. I don't know though. I will find something eventually. Mayber a quote from The Ladies Man. "For all of you with wives, girlfriends, and mothers. Yes I did sex them up a little." I always like that one.

jdctx
12-06-2002, 05:28 AM
I have nothing to say or add to this thread !

skidhmor
12-06-2002, 03:44 PM
no comment

dcfxq
12-06-2002, 03:57 PM
under advice of counsel I wish to invoke my fifth ammendment right to remain silent.

Thorin
12-06-2002, 04:29 PM
Disclaimer: This poster has nothing of value to add to this thread, ignore him.

2+2=5

skidhmor
12-07-2002, 12:26 PM
Ignore who?

Legithrandil
12-07-2002, 02:12 PM
Question:

How long will this topic last (before crashing, deletion, etc)?

Spit
12-07-2002, 08:01 PM
Answer: How long is a piece of string that is tied to an elephants tail?

Thorin
12-08-2002, 01:16 AM
Answer to the Answer: In inches or metric? What kind of string? How long is the elephant's tail? How many atoms are there on the elephant's tail? How much cotton was used to make that string? What is the elephant's name? Is it a male elephant? Does it want to eat the string attached to its tail? Was the elephant born in captivity? Is he blue? Does he run Linux on his brain? Does he run Linux on his Beowulf Cluster of peanuts? Did he break his M$ cds in half? Does he dress as Tux the Penguin to earn some money for food? Is he posting at the no topic thread? And finally, is he Bill Gates?

:D

richjoyce
12-08-2002, 01:23 AM
42

Tinlong
12-09-2002, 03:06 PM
Hey! This thread is going to reach 2000! Nobody wants it to continue? :D

timbobagginsii
12-09-2002, 03:12 PM
I'd be happy if it went on forever but when you can't think of something for the no topic thread then there's no point flogging a dead horse (unless of course you're into necrophilia, sado-masochism and bestiality).

cpesq
12-09-2002, 03:15 PM
. . .
- - -
. . .

adhall02
12-09-2002, 03:18 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^
that could make this thread last a little longer. You just need to keep refueling it.
I think it needs to go to 2000 at least.

skidhmor
12-10-2002, 06:53 PM
fnord!

Shadoglare
12-10-2002, 08:59 PM
Holy crap - I can't believe this thread is still going!

gatekeeper2107
12-10-2002, 09:36 PM
can newbies add to a no topic "topic"?

Can O' Beans
12-11-2002, 05:38 AM
Of course!, but only if you don't have a topic ;)

bskahan
12-11-2002, 06:13 AM
fnord
There's a fish in the percolator.
fnord


fnord

smokybobo
12-12-2002, 12:31 AM
My brother is a +12 Hackmaster!

gatekeeper2107
12-12-2002, 10:17 AM
+12 Hackmaster? Hey I've only heard about those. Professor referred to it a lot during my last Hackmaster Course. :D

timbobagginsii
12-14-2002, 08:37 PM
fnord

adhall02
12-15-2002, 12:57 AM
Come on people. Only 77 more posts.

smokybobo
12-15-2002, 01:04 AM
I was here on Prickle-Prickle, the 57th day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3168!

carrja99
12-15-2002, 01:11 AM
(o) ][=][ !! ]['][\/][ /-\ ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D !

If that's not dumb, how bout this one...

Whatever hapaned to <<(]{-_-}[)>> ???

And another...
(-_(-_-)_-)
THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!

smokybobo
12-15-2002, 01:46 AM
Rhyme mine orange!

skidhmor
12-15-2002, 03:33 AM
fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord! fnord!

23 fnords,

btw, 73 more to 2000

CRM
12-15-2002, 06:17 AM
hehe well i'll do my part!! 72 more to go

fluxbox rules and so does slack hehe

Spit
12-15-2002, 06:47 AM
Its already ended, as it has developed a topic.

Saptech
12-15-2002, 07:13 AM
This thread is taking a licking and keep on ticking, huh? :D

gatekeeper2107
12-15-2002, 10:09 AM
Oh My God! Has anyone seen the weather outside today?
:eek:

AidanMyste
12-15-2002, 05:00 PM
I'm all out of No Topics, so what do I eat now?

Elijah
12-15-2002, 07:09 PM
say, has anyone ever read the entire no topic thread? :D

Tempus77
12-15-2002, 08:56 PM
say, has anyone ever read the entire no topic thread?

I'm wondering the same thing. :p

timbobagginsii
12-15-2002, 10:09 PM
Yeah, back when it had about ten less pages. It still took a couple of visits and has to be described as a feat of human endurance that should be remembered for all time (that or an example of the lengths some people will go to to avoid doing anything constructive).

timbobagginsii
12-15-2002, 10:19 PM
Correction, when it had 33 pages (40 posts per page) which is about 16 pages (or 640 posts ago).

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Tempus77
I'm wondering the same thing. :p


I did... took me 4 hours to read. I was bored :D





no. I'm being serious :D

Really.

Starwars, windows, meep, blarg, bah's and all the moo's.
fromt he 800 posts! yay or the 666 post (drum roll) I've read it all! I got a headavhe, and went to work. I'm still trying to digest it ...... mmmmm.....

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
(that or an example of the lengths some people will go to to avoid doing anything constructive).



You got it!

You win... a.... ummmm....... moo?

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:15 AM
I love this pic.... :cool:

http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20****/images/godkills.jpg

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:18 AM
Sowwy.. didn't realize they wer so large :(

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:19 AM
no paddy post. me bads?

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:23 AM
Didn't know about language on the boards, and if it's inappropriate or not?

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 01:31 AM
post 1943


if we reach 1999, might it not reset the board and crash it as the board would think it would have 0 posts...a nd I'm confused now :(




(I know it wouldn't silly :P)

e_mpika
12-16-2002, 09:23 AM
OH MY GOD!
this thread has gotten far to big since i last saw? how old is it? 6 months? why hasnt it crashed the boards yet? (they mustve been programmed well! (we hope)).
im not gonna go wading through the 115 pages that have been added since my absence, anyone care to giv me a "quick" run down? haha! lol! nah dont worry, its all too much!

:D

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 09:29 AM
Don't worry, you've missed absolutely nothing :D


seriously. There's not much to mention, except the usual siliness...

AidanMyste
12-16-2002, 09:29 AM
Oh, and 1946

gatekeeper2107
12-16-2002, 10:55 AM
I openly admit I have had a little bit too much time on my hands lately but I can honestly say I don't have enough free time to read the entire thread from start to finish. However there must be someone who has kept reading it right from the start?

If I was to read this thread from start to finish reading five pages an hour (I still have other work to do) it would take me 26+ hours to read the entire thread.

Or... if I read 26 pages an hour it would still take me 5+ hours....

hmmmm.... what is on my agenda this afternoon.... :D

e_mpika
12-16-2002, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by gatekeeper2107
I openly admit I have had a little bit too much time on my hands lately but I can honestly say I don't have enough free time to read the entire thread from start to finish. However there must be someone who has kept reading it right from the start?

If I was to read this thread from start to finish reading five pages an hour (I still have other work to do) it would take me 26+ hours to read the entire thread.

Or... if I read 26 pages an hour it would still take me 5+ hours....

hmmmm.... what is on my agenda this afternoon.... :D

FSCK that mate, im going shopping!

cage47
12-16-2002, 12:51 PM
Hey, I had the honor of having the 1000th post in this thread as my 1000th post. That was before someone pruned out some of the old posts and knocked me back to 947. What a bite.

saulecker
12-16-2002, 01:37 PM
holy crap! this thread still lives???

Thorin
12-16-2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by e_mpika
FSCK that mate
I tried to fsck "that mate" and I got an error saying that the filesystem does not exist, are you sure you didn't spell anything incorrectly?

I've never heard of the filesystem that mate, how do I check it for errors? Is there a way to fsck it?

:D

AidanMyste
12-17-2002, 12:17 PM
This thread was falling down in page two, so i had to do cpr. :(

erglkes.

1952... workign up in the years...

e_mpika
12-17-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Thorin
I tried to fsck "that mate" and I got an error saying that the filesystem does not exist, are you sure you didn't spell anything incorrectly?

I've never heard of the filesystem that mate, how do I check it for errors? Is there a way to fsck it?

:D

i would rofl laughing but its just not funny! :p
i like to use (as you probly know but....) FSCK as an alternative to using the swear word f*ck, see the cunning with which i replace the 'u' of f*ck with an 'S' to make a comical joke for *nix users! :D

..............cunning!

i did once try to fsck my girlfreind but she wasnt turned on! (:p)

ALLYOURBASE
12-17-2002, 05:34 PM
holy **** 131 pages!

bwkaz
12-17-2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by gatekeeper2107
However there must be someone who has kept reading it right from the start? Well, not me, though I've come close. I was following it from its inception until approx. May of last spring when I left college for the summer. I didn't want to read it over dialup or over work's not-so-great DSL connection. I was surprised to see it this fall, though...

I figured the same thing -- it wasn't worth reading 30-odd pages of no topic, so I never went back and did it.

JesseJames
12-17-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Flame Bait
but I brought an ice chest.
Is that a chest made of ice???

timbobagginsii
12-17-2002, 10:13 PM
no, just a misplaced <space>.

Elijah
12-17-2002, 11:21 PM
MY 700th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'll stop posting at 777 !!!! (Im just kidding :D)



131 pages!! is this a record?! :eek:

Tempus77
12-17-2002, 11:26 PM
wow.....a thread with no topic, and over 1900++ posts???!!!!

AidanMyste
12-18-2002, 01:05 AM
Shocking... I know!

bwkaz
12-18-2002, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by AidanMyste
Shocking... I know! Zzzt zzt zzt!

Ow, that hurt!

Oh, wait, that wasn't the No Topic thread, that was my 3.3V voltage rail (which, oddly enough, drops its voltage to around 3 volts after half an hour of uptime -- which causes major problems with memory, AGP, and/or the northbridge, which in turn causes a sporadic reboot...). Oops, my mistake, never mind.

;)

gatekeeper2107
12-18-2002, 10:31 AM
While I may not have the experience or knowledge that many of my cohorts exhibit, I, at least, am able to draw the line…

Happy Wednesday, by the way...

:cool:

AidanMyste
12-18-2002, 10:58 AM
w00t! i started page 50! I'm soooo excited!



Well.. not really... kinda... a little...



meh:rolleyes:

tankinan
12-18-2002, 11:00 AM
Because AutoCad is a Beast, that's why!

Tinlong
12-18-2002, 03:03 PM
Go! Go to 2000! :D

ALLYOURBASE
12-18-2002, 03:06 PM
YA more the post the better!

timbobagginsii
12-18-2002, 06:17 PM
Where should I make my 1000th post?
998

AidanMyste
12-18-2002, 06:47 PM
Merps?:p

AidanMyste
12-18-2002, 06:48 PM
Ever wonder what would happen if the core stopped spinning?

Well... check out the new movie soon to come, "The Core".







But I think it looks stoopid:rolleyes:

smokybobo
12-18-2002, 07:55 PM
I think you're just shtappy!

No wait!

I think I'm just shtappy!

No wait!

SOMEBODY'S got to be shtappy! I just know it!

Elijah
12-18-2002, 09:51 PM
HELP! I'm stuck in /dev/random!!!!

e_mpika
12-18-2002, 10:01 PM
This thread is "NO TOPIC" but seems to be earning the topic of "jeez this is a really big thread" or "wow nearly 2000 posts!". (then agin this post is kinda contributing to that) :p
therefore i sugest the motion of keeping this thread "NO TOPIC"
i here by type:

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MINKY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY .....................

:p :p :p :p :D

Moooooo.

:D
ahhhhhh thats better!

bwkaz
12-18-2002, 11:22 PM
MINKEY?!?!

What is this MINKEY?

What's going on...

:D

e_mpika
12-19-2002, 09:45 AM
Ahhhhh the ancient Minkey! like a monkey but pink! :p

timbobagginsii
12-21-2002, 12:29 PM
testing

skidhmor
12-21-2002, 02:26 PM
fnord

gatekeeper2107
12-21-2002, 11:21 PM
MINKEY?!?!

I used to have one of those... but the wheels fell off... :(
;)

gatekeeper2107
12-21-2002, 11:23 PM
1977?

yep that was a good year... but I digress...

AidanMyste
12-21-2002, 11:35 PM
nooooooooooooooooo.... 1978 now! wait.. i wasn't around then :rolleyes:

Spit
12-22-2002, 05:36 PM
I shall just add my thoughts on this matter.

medrewsclues
12-22-2002, 11:06 PM
It is as I suspected then.

gatekeeper2107
12-22-2002, 11:17 PM
I once read...

Legithrandil
12-22-2002, 11:28 PM
Computers.....

.....good.

AidanMyste
12-23-2002, 12:17 AM
What is it with advocadoes and crooks?

ashibaka
12-23-2002, 12:24 AM
This is a thread of great mysteries...

AidanMyste
12-23-2002, 12:30 AM
No it's not. This is NOT a thread at all.

All your seeing is an illusion.

Break through the barrier!

ashibaka
12-23-2002, 12:34 AM
Oooh-- I can stick my hand through my own post...

AidanMyste
12-23-2002, 12:35 AM
Hmmmmmm....

Only if your strong in mind, young padawan :D

Tinlong
12-23-2002, 03:06 AM
getting close... :D

Merry Christmas!!! =)

(maybe 2000 right at 25th midnight? :p)

Tinlong
12-25-2002, 09:01 PM
what a surprise that it doesn't reach 2000 before x'mas :P

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:44 PM
Yes, I am quite...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:45 PM
surprised that other...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:45 PM
people have not...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:46 PM
jumped on the...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:47 PM
bandwagon, knowing...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:47 PM
that there have...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:48 PM
been quite a few...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:49 PM
comments about reaching...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:51 PM
that elusive number...

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:52 PM
2000! Merry Christmas everyone and Have a Safe Holiday!!

:D :D :D

gatekeeper2107
12-25-2002, 10:53 PM
I know, I know... get a life! lol

CRM
12-26-2002, 04:14 AM
hehe i bet u did just to beef up ur post count :P

skidhmor
12-26-2002, 10:59 PM
bop!

e_mpika
12-29-2002, 04:31 PM
"hallo you monkeys!" - blondie, old grey whistle test.

timbobagginsii
12-29-2002, 09:21 PM
Oh joy!
Work in the morning.
Too much to drink tonight.
Not enough sleep on the cards.
Good job all I have to do is let the cleaners in and move some chairs.

sleepingbear
12-29-2002, 09:43 PM
work tomorrow
heaven or hell?
irrelevant...

as it is work: enough of a waste of my time that someone has to pay me to do it.

[my official appearance on the "no topic"]

gschimek
12-29-2002, 10:02 PM
Does anyone hear that?

Me neither. :)

skidhmor
12-31-2002, 01:45 AM
It's 12:45. Do you know where your modem is??

LinuxChinux
12-31-2002, 02:10 AM
I think I broke my tooth trying to compile a kernel

timbobagginsii
01-01-2003, 03:21 AM
Happy New Year, O Sweet No Topic Thread.
Come to the top and see the upstart.

skidhmor
01-01-2003, 03:17 PM
it's 2:16 do you know where your RAM is?

timbobagginsii
01-02-2003, 06:35 AM
Books are good






































































for when you run out of coal.

Elijah
01-02-2003, 12:07 PM
cool I've finally installed my nvidia drivers for debian, lost a lot of sleep though.

dang kernel-headers! where were you?!! :D

skidhmor
01-03-2003, 02:58 PM
blarf

Elijah
01-03-2003, 09:04 PM
munch:rolleyes:

timbobagginsii
01-03-2003, 10:19 PM
I used to think that taking stock meant snorting Oxo Cubes.

smokybobo
01-03-2003, 10:39 PM
(Talking)
Captain: Thanks for the help back there guys.(sarcastically)
Third Mate: It was a rousing battle, Captain.
First Mate: Aye, and it reminds me of a song...

(singing)
First Mate: We're a band of vicous pirates
Second Mate: A Sailin' Out to Sea!
Third Mate: When ye hear our gentle singin'
First Mate: Be sure to turn and flee!
(talking) Captain: Ohh, this is just ridiculous.

Captain: Come on men, We've GOT to recover that map!
Second Mate: That pirate will be done for when he falls into our trap!

Third Mate: We're a club of tuneful rovers
First Mate: We can sing at every clef
Second Mate: We can even hit the high notes!
First Mate: It's just too bad we're tone deaf.

All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Second Mate: We know he's sure to lose because we know just where to fire at!

Second Mate: We're a thieving valideer
First Mate: A gang of cutthroat mugs
Third Mate: To fight us off you wont need guns
Second Mate: Just jolly good earplugs!

All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: Alright crew, let's get to work!
First Mate: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we never shirk!

First Mate: We'll fightchu in the harbor
Third Mate: We'll battle you on land
Second Mate: But when you meet singing pirates
(talking) Captain: They'll be more than you can stand.
First Mate: Oh, ho, that was a good one!
Captain: No, it wasn't.

Captain: No time for song, we've got to move!
Third Mate: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Second Mate: We're a pack of scurvy seadogs
First Mate: Have we pity? Not a gram
Third Mate: We all eat roasted garlic
First Mate: And sing from the diaphram

All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: Less Singing, More Sailing!
Second Mate: When we defeat our wicked show his ship he will be bailing!

Third Mate: If ye try to fight us
First Mate: You'll get a nasty whackin'
Second Mate: If you disrespect our singin'
First Mate: We will bring ye to a crackin'!

All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming!
First Mate: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a primin'!

Second Mate: We're troublesome corsairs
Third Mate: We've come to steal yer treasure
First Mate: We would shoot ya in the dungbie
Second Mate: But we've got a rest by measures

All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: (whining)Stop, stop, stop!
Third Mate: The brass is what we'll pollish and the deck is what we'll mop!

Captain: You say you're nasty pirates,
Thieving scheming bad-bush whackers,
But from what I've seen I tell you you're no pirates,
You're just slackers!
All Mates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!

Captain: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
(Crew Desperately tries to think of a word to rhyme orange with)
First Mate: and..
Second Mate: umm...
Third Mate: well..
First Mate: uhh..
Third Mate: Door Hinge?
Second Mate: No, no..
Third Mate: Guess the song's over then.
First Mate: Guess so...
Second Mate: OK, back to work.
Captain: Well, gee.. I feel a little guilty now.

braindrop
01-06-2003, 12:19 AM
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tankinan
01-06-2003, 12:23 AM
That was the most blatant post padding ever.

I like cheese.

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01-06-2003, 12:25 AM
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