e_mpika
09-02-2002, 08:22 PM
maybe a dog bit them?
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tankinan
09-02-2002, 09:19 PM
Maybe it had something to do with star wars?
e_mpika
09-02-2002, 09:35 PM
strange you should say that. ive just been reading the star wras galaxies forum. im wetting my panties about that game!
MWahahahhaHAHaahAHaha!
mmmmmmmm i also love tunnock teacakes!!:D
MWahahahhaHAHaahAHaha!
mmmmmmmm i also love tunnock teacakes!!:D
janet loves bill
09-02-2002, 09:35 PM
I am a Jamming now..........http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/
e_mpika
09-02-2002, 09:36 PM
oooohhhhhhhh!
new page!!!
:D
new page!!!
:D
Metalhead01
09-03-2002, 04:26 PM
Damn kanucks. :D
ill_bill
09-04-2002, 11:02 AM
I think i did. Has anyone seen my keys? :confused:
e_mpika
09-04-2002, 01:06 PM
an ode to broken ram:
broken ram
briken ram
how i hate you
just like spam
you did your job
you had your fun
now my box runs like my mum
slow and wobbly,
im very upset,
now your as useless as
a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia pet!
:(
broken ram
briken ram
how i hate you
just like spam
you did your job
you had your fun
now my box runs like my mum
slow and wobbly,
im very upset,
now your as useless as
a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia pet!
:(
e_mpika
09-04-2002, 01:07 PM
now im gonna go jamming tooo! just too make me feel better!
:)
:)
skidhmor
09-04-2002, 08:28 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Metalhead01
09-05-2002, 05:31 PM
We're knights of the round table,
we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes,
with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table,
our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes,
that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing
from the Dia-phragm alot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!
Your turn!
we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes,
with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table,
our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes,
that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing
from the Dia-phragm alot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!
Your turn!
tankinan
09-05-2002, 05:39 PM
Mrs. Rucker is an old,worthless, burecratic bat. There, I said it.
Man, that felt good :)
Man, that felt good :)
Metalhead01
09-06-2002, 12:00 AM
Did a pair of drunken rednecks devise them?
Metalhead01
09-06-2002, 12:02 AM
clickety click (http://metalhead01.diaryland.com)
Metalhead01
09-06-2002, 12:03 AM
Sing, damnit! :D
Metalhead01
09-06-2002, 12:04 AM
It violates the natural order of the universe. Bacon comes from pigs, not turkeys.
tankinan
09-06-2002, 12:14 AM
So I* was a walking down to da' daktah's* when i saw a Jetta*. I yelled ta da gah "Hey you! Jetta's are one of the unreliable, poorly made automobiles on the market today! Buy a Subaru!"
So the next day, I'm a walking down to mah parawl hearin*, and I see a guy driving a shiny new Subaru Legacy touring wagon*. I couldn't help but smile*
*not true
So the next day, I'm a walking down to mah parawl hearin*, and I see a guy driving a shiny new Subaru Legacy touring wagon*. I couldn't help but smile*
*not true
skidhmor
09-06-2002, 02:18 PM
fnord!
Metalhead01
09-07-2002, 01:16 AM
Did anyone here frequent the old Cavedog TA:K site in years past?
timbobagginsii
09-07-2002, 08:27 AM
This seems the right kinda place to mention that it takes between 2 and 3 minutes for me to have a standard dump. I didn't time myself, just noticed that the screen saver was usually on but the screen wasn't locked.
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
skidhmor
09-07-2002, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Metalhead01
Did anyone here frequent the old Cavedog TA:K site in years past?
I wouldn't say that I frequented it, however, my wife bought me the game last Christmas( I insist on not buying any game that costs more than ten bucks, wich means I don't buy any title lessw than a year old), and I found it extremely addictive, but I never really tried to play online or anything.
Did anyone here frequent the old Cavedog TA:K site in years past?
I wouldn't say that I frequented it, however, my wife bought me the game last Christmas( I insist on not buying any game that costs more than ten bucks, wich means I don't buy any title lessw than a year old), and I found it extremely addictive, but I never really tried to play online or anything.
skidhmor
09-07-2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
If not the most useless, then at least the most unwanted....
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
If not the most useless, then at least the most unwanted....
timbobagginsii
09-08-2002, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Darth Mandeep
STOP THE MEEP!!!!!!!
i know it's from page 12 or so, but:
m and eep = meep
edit: just checked and it's actually p14, like you care!
edit again: if that's the whole point, i'd apologise...
STOP THE MEEP!!!!!!!
i know it's from page 12 or so, but:
m and eep = meep
edit: just checked and it's actually p14, like you care!
edit again: if that's the whole point, i'd apologise...
medrewsclues
09-08-2002, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
This seems the right kinda place to mention that it takes between 2 and 3 minutes for me to have a standard dump. I didn't time myself, just noticed that the screen saver was usually on but the screen wasn't locked.
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
i noticed that when i was single i had a similar time frame, but after getting married and having a kid my time on the porcelain throne has increased significantly. i wonder has any one else experienced this phenomenon.
ps if i had a laptop would my movement time increase even more?
maybe something like M=tdg/n
where M = dump time in minutes
t = number of toilets in the house
d = number of dependents ( wife, kids)
g= number of times wife has said to take out the trash
n= numbness of bum after sitting on pot to long(scale of 1 to 5)
This seems the right kinda place to mention that it takes between 2 and 3 minutes for me to have a standard dump. I didn't time myself, just noticed that the screen saver was usually on but the screen wasn't locked.
Possibly the most useless bit of information in the world.
i noticed that when i was single i had a similar time frame, but after getting married and having a kid my time on the porcelain throne has increased significantly. i wonder has any one else experienced this phenomenon.
ps if i had a laptop would my movement time increase even more?
maybe something like M=tdg/n
where M = dump time in minutes
t = number of toilets in the house
d = number of dependents ( wife, kids)
g= number of times wife has said to take out the trash
n= numbness of bum after sitting on pot to long(scale of 1 to 5)
timbobagginsii
09-08-2002, 04:54 PM
finally, after far too long, i got to the end of the topic:no topic thread, and now if at all possible i'd like the hours back and a few paracetemol.
The wasn't even a tremendous sense of achievement, just relief.
edit: spelling mistake
The wasn't even a tremendous sense of achievement, just relief.
edit: spelling mistake
timbobagginsii
09-08-2002, 06:04 PM
oh, and one more thing <turns and waves cigar> what are the black spots on the envelopes for? the threads marked for death? couldn't find an explanation
e_mpika
09-08-2002, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
finally, after far too long, i got to the end of the topic:no topic thread, and now if at all possible i'd like the hours back and a few paracetemol.
The wasn't even a tremendous sense of achievement, just relief.
edit: spelling mistake
why bother you crazy phoolio!? :p
you should have studied how long it takes to poo if you watch 'Hangin with Mr Cooper' at the same time, probably quite alot quicker!
finally, after far too long, i got to the end of the topic:no topic thread, and now if at all possible i'd like the hours back and a few paracetemol.
The wasn't even a tremendous sense of achievement, just relief.
edit: spelling mistake
why bother you crazy phoolio!? :p
you should have studied how long it takes to poo if you watch 'Hangin with Mr Cooper' at the same time, probably quite alot quicker!
bwkaz
09-08-2002, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
oh, and one more thing <turns and waves cigar> what are the black spots on the envelopes for? the threads marked for death? couldn't find an explanation As far as I can tell, they're threads you've responded to / posted in. I don't know if it applies to threads you've started or not...
oh, and one more thing <turns and waves cigar> what are the black spots on the envelopes for? the threads marked for death? couldn't find an explanation As far as I can tell, they're threads you've responded to / posted in. I don't know if it applies to threads you've started or not...
medrewsclues
09-08-2002, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by e_mpika
why bother you crazy phoolio!? :p
you should have studied how long it takes to poo if you watch 'Hangin with Mr Cooper' at the same time, probably quite alot quicker!
im not sure if i follow, are you saying it would be quicker because laughter makes you have a faster movement or because hangin wth mr cooper makes one defecate?
why bother you crazy phoolio!? :p
you should have studied how long it takes to poo if you watch 'Hangin with Mr Cooper' at the same time, probably quite alot quicker!
im not sure if i follow, are you saying it would be quicker because laughter makes you have a faster movement or because hangin wth mr cooper makes one defecate?
Dun'kalis
09-08-2002, 11:37 PM
*does a happy dance*
Tomorrow's Monday!
Oh wait...
Thats NOT a good thing...Or is it?
;)
Tomorrow's Monday!
Oh wait...
Thats NOT a good thing...Or is it?
;)
CrashTestDummy9
09-09-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by medrewsclues
i noticed that when i was single i had a similar time frame, but after getting married and having a kid my time on the porcelain throne has increased significantly. i wonder has any one else experienced this phenomenon.
ps if i had a laptop would my movement time increase even more?
maybe something like M=tdg/n
where M = dump time in minutes
t = number of toilets in the house
d = number of dependents ( wife, kids)
g= number of times wife has said to take out the trash
n= numbness of bum after sitting on pot to long(scale of 1 to 5) Same here . In fact I never used to lock the bathroom door but 3 kids can have a strange effect on a man . BTW ....as long as you dont have a network jack in the wall or a phone line in the bathroom , I doubt if it would increase your throne time significantly . ~~~~~~~~>"now where did I put my wire strippers?"
i noticed that when i was single i had a similar time frame, but after getting married and having a kid my time on the porcelain throne has increased significantly. i wonder has any one else experienced this phenomenon.
ps if i had a laptop would my movement time increase even more?
maybe something like M=tdg/n
where M = dump time in minutes
t = number of toilets in the house
d = number of dependents ( wife, kids)
g= number of times wife has said to take out the trash
n= numbness of bum after sitting on pot to long(scale of 1 to 5) Same here . In fact I never used to lock the bathroom door but 3 kids can have a strange effect on a man . BTW ....as long as you dont have a network jack in the wall or a phone line in the bathroom , I doubt if it would increase your throne time significantly . ~~~~~~~~>"now where did I put my wire strippers?"
timbobagginsii
09-09-2002, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by bwkaz
As far as I can tell, they're threads you've responded to / posted in. I don't know if it applies to threads you've started or not...
thanks for getting me part way there. after a little research i can semi-officially say that the "Black Spot (of Death)" appears, to you, on threads that you have posted in, including threads that you started yourself.
As far as I can tell, they're threads you've responded to / posted in. I don't know if it applies to threads you've started or not...
thanks for getting me part way there. after a little research i can semi-officially say that the "Black Spot (of Death)" appears, to you, on threads that you have posted in, including threads that you started yourself.
timbobagginsii
09-09-2002, 04:04 AM
and unless i'm very much mistaken, "hello new page!"
medrewsclues
09-09-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by CrashTestDummy9
Same here . In fact I never used to lock the bathroom door but 3 kids can have a strange effect on a man . BTW ....as long as you dont have a network jack in the wall or a phone line in the bathroom , I doubt if it would increase your throne time significantly . ~~~~~~~~>"now where did I put my wire strippers?"
dont forget about 802.11b 'the bathroom internet users friend'
Same here . In fact I never used to lock the bathroom door but 3 kids can have a strange effect on a man . BTW ....as long as you dont have a network jack in the wall or a phone line in the bathroom , I doubt if it would increase your throne time significantly . ~~~~~~~~>"now where did I put my wire strippers?"
dont forget about 802.11b 'the bathroom internet users friend'
e_mpika
09-09-2002, 12:05 PM
wait, this topic is starting to form into some kinda poo related thing.......
........STOP IT!...... this is a 'NO TOPIC' topic..........
...........and continueing the no topic topic michael moore is more poular than michael jordan! (http://www.google.com/search?q=michael&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8) he is Google No1!
:)
........STOP IT!...... this is a 'NO TOPIC' topic..........
...........and continueing the no topic topic michael moore is more poular than michael jordan! (http://www.google.com/search?q=michael&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8) he is Google No1!
:)
medrewsclues
09-09-2002, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
thanks for getting me part way there. after a little research i can semi-officially say that the "Black Spot (of Death)" appears, to you, on threads that you have posted in, including threads that you started yourself.
while i found your answer to be correct i have concluded that more to the point they are threads you are subscribed to.
thanks for getting me part way there. after a little research i can semi-officially say that the "Black Spot (of Death)" appears, to you, on threads that you have posted in, including threads that you started yourself.
while i found your answer to be correct i have concluded that more to the point they are threads you are subscribed to.
timbobagginsii
09-09-2002, 01:44 PM
having just unsubscribed to all threads and forums, in the name of research, i can state without a shadow of a doubt that subscription appears to have nothing to with the aforementioned black spot (of death)
medrewsclues
09-09-2002, 02:30 PM
huh, well i'll be damned. souned like a good reason.
cyberhwk
09-09-2002, 04:19 PM
BeWare Of tHe GnOmEs
&
Look At mY Signature!
&
Look At mY Signature!
bugfix
09-09-2002, 06:38 PM
(Bow bells)
Terry: Oh, listen to that, Arthur. That's your actual Bow Bells.
(In the Bleak mid-winter)
Arthur: Yeah. Listen to that. It's a disgrace on the public thoroughfare. they ought to be reported to the noise abatement society.
Gawd sake, Arthur. It's Christmas, innit, a time of good will.
A time to make you ill, you mean! We've only just finshed with "One pound fifty for the Guy mister." Used to be a penny in my day.
Yeah, but Queen Victoria's dead, in't she.
And now I suppose it's going to be GBH of the ear'oles from carol singers.
(music starts)
Oh come on Arthur. Cheer up will ya? Gordon Bennett!
It's tough and it's lonely in top management.
Oh don't give me no earache, you don't even pay your rent!
I've got a lock-up with no lock on and it's snowing outside.
If you don't get 'er a present soon, there'll be nowhere to hide.
I've got a lovely furry coat.
I could tell 'er it's mink.
Nah, she'll suss it's skunk,
'cos it don't half pen and ink.
It doesn't
It does.
Who'd know
I would. Oh! Here's a turn-up for the books!
What?
Hold on, here comes Chisholm.
He's giving me a funny look.
What now?
Sing - He don't know one carol from another!
#What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
I dunno, it's your problem, innit!
#Don't tell me your problems, 'cos this one's yours.
Tried shopping?
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
No, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
Both: #What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Whatever I get, it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg, innit?
A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di?
A lovely piece of steak for when she whacks you in the eye!
She wouldn't
She would
I know 'er!
How much?
All right, I will conceed. But we're sitting here with nothing, and it's nearly Christmas eve!
'Ere what about that perfume that I purchased down the Winch?
You spilt it on the counter, and it blistered every inch!
Oh yes. We could bottle it and call it "The Elixir of Life"
You give it to 'er my son, and next year you'll need a new wife!
Yeah, that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
It's not for me to comment.
#What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
Arthur,
#Don't give me your problems, 'cos this one's yours.
I mean, I've got my own problems, ain't it?
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
Oh, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Not a lot.
It's not funny, Terrence.
It makes me laugh.
I've got some lovely ?????? genuine Paris knickers.
She can wear them with that fourteen pairs of ???? pickers.
Wives St. Lawrence, Channel five, I've been right through the card.
Eh, what about that Cartier watch?
No, fell off the lorry too hard.
An iron?
Leave off!
Saucepan?
Arthur!
I'll throw 'er a tupperware party.
That's like getting a telly that only shows Russel Harty.
Oh Terrence, this is serious, we've got to do something soon!
(music stops)
Why don't you just... not go home?
Eh?
She'd be over the moon.
That is very wounding, Terrence.
(music restarts)
Wounding and ungrateful, that's what you are.
Yeah, well, I;m entitled to be the money you don't pay me, eh?
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Money?
Terrence!
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
No, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
I wish it was January the second.
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Ere, ain't that carol singing?
Yeah, I wish she'd stop. Come on, I need you. I've got a cotchell of army surplus Christmas Puddings going shifty.
Christmas!
Terry: Oh, listen to that, Arthur. That's your actual Bow Bells.
(In the Bleak mid-winter)
Arthur: Yeah. Listen to that. It's a disgrace on the public thoroughfare. they ought to be reported to the noise abatement society.
Gawd sake, Arthur. It's Christmas, innit, a time of good will.
A time to make you ill, you mean! We've only just finshed with "One pound fifty for the Guy mister." Used to be a penny in my day.
Yeah, but Queen Victoria's dead, in't she.
And now I suppose it's going to be GBH of the ear'oles from carol singers.
(music starts)
Oh come on Arthur. Cheer up will ya? Gordon Bennett!
It's tough and it's lonely in top management.
Oh don't give me no earache, you don't even pay your rent!
I've got a lock-up with no lock on and it's snowing outside.
If you don't get 'er a present soon, there'll be nowhere to hide.
I've got a lovely furry coat.
I could tell 'er it's mink.
Nah, she'll suss it's skunk,
'cos it don't half pen and ink.
It doesn't
It does.
Who'd know
I would. Oh! Here's a turn-up for the books!
What?
Hold on, here comes Chisholm.
He's giving me a funny look.
What now?
Sing - He don't know one carol from another!
#What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
I dunno, it's your problem, innit!
#Don't tell me your problems, 'cos this one's yours.
Tried shopping?
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
No, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
Both: #What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Whatever I get, it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg, innit?
A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di?
A lovely piece of steak for when she whacks you in the eye!
She wouldn't
She would
I know 'er!
How much?
All right, I will conceed. But we're sitting here with nothing, and it's nearly Christmas eve!
'Ere what about that perfume that I purchased down the Winch?
You spilt it on the counter, and it blistered every inch!
Oh yes. We could bottle it and call it "The Elixir of Life"
You give it to 'er my son, and next year you'll need a new wife!
Yeah, that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
It's not for me to comment.
#What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
Arthur,
#Don't give me your problems, 'cos this one's yours.
I mean, I've got my own problems, ain't it?
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
Oh, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Not a lot.
It's not funny, Terrence.
It makes me laugh.
I've got some lovely ?????? genuine Paris knickers.
She can wear them with that fourteen pairs of ???? pickers.
Wives St. Lawrence, Channel five, I've been right through the card.
Eh, what about that Cartier watch?
No, fell off the lorry too hard.
An iron?
Leave off!
Saucepan?
Arthur!
I'll throw 'er a tupperware party.
That's like getting a telly that only shows Russel Harty.
Oh Terrence, this is serious, we've got to do something soon!
(music stops)
Why don't you just... not go home?
Eh?
She'd be over the moon.
That is very wounding, Terrence.
(music restarts)
Wounding and ungrateful, that's what you are.
Yeah, well, I;m entitled to be the money you don't pay me, eh?
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Money?
Terrence!
That's typical. There's no respect.
You make me laugh, you do.
No, Terrence, please...
Just leave me out
After all I've done for you!
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
I wish it was January the second.
#What're we gonna get for 'er indoors?
Ere, ain't that carol singing?
Yeah, I wish she'd stop. Come on, I need you. I've got a cotchell of army surplus Christmas Puddings going shifty.
Christmas!
timbobagginsii
09-09-2002, 06:55 PM
shouldn't that be in the "it's christmas" thread?
bugfix
09-09-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
shouldn't that be in the "it's christmas" thread?
Meh. :D
shouldn't that be in the "it's christmas" thread?
Meh. :D
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 12:56 AM
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tankinan
09-10-2002, 01:09 AM
return 0;
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 04:15 AM
0011000
its the 24 signal!!! (kinda like the bat signal!)
11000 where r u?
its the 24 signal!!! (kinda like the bat signal!)
11000 where r u?
kZahradnik
09-10-2002, 10:59 AM
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e_mpika
09-10-2002, 12:59 PM
ummmmm, yeah, ill have whatever kZahradnik ordered!
:D
what fsckin language is that?
:D
what fsckin language is that?
timbobagginsii
09-10-2002, 01:34 PM
looks like it's a whole dirty story in latin
medrewsclues
09-10-2002, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
looks like it's a whole dirty story in latin
does it look like its about a penguin?
looks like it's a whole dirty story in latin
does it look like its about a penguin?
timbobagginsii
09-10-2002, 01:48 PM
we can but hope
any chance of a translation kZ?
any chance of a translation kZ?
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 04:18 PM
MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE! MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!
Oh wait. Sorry. False alarm!
Oh wait. Sorry. False alarm!
Frith
09-10-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
we can but hope
any chance of a translation kZ?
It seems to be the same 3 sentences repeated over and over again. I think I sorta know what they say.
After doing a brief search, I found out that it's a slight jumbling of Cicero's "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil).
Anyhow, I recently came across statistics and documented articles which suggest that 0.0004% of the time, apples that fall from a tree will actually drop "upwards into the sky", and that 0.00006% of the time, apples will occasionally hover around aimlessly.
It's truly something to think about. :)
we can but hope
any chance of a translation kZ?
It seems to be the same 3 sentences repeated over and over again. I think I sorta know what they say.
After doing a brief search, I found out that it's a slight jumbling of Cicero's "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil).
Anyhow, I recently came across statistics and documented articles which suggest that 0.0004% of the time, apples that fall from a tree will actually drop "upwards into the sky", and that 0.00006% of the time, apples will occasionally hover around aimlessly.
It's truly something to think about. :)
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 04:58 PM
Shame. Shame on all of you!
Your verging on starting a topic!
Your verging on starting a topic!
Frith
09-10-2002, 05:01 PM
kZahradnik even got it wrong (he forgot the last sentence and mutilated some words).
This is how it's supposed to look:
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Translation:
"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"
:D
This is how it's supposed to look:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetaur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Translation:
"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"
:D
timbobagginsii
09-10-2002, 06:26 PM
it's a sad world when all i have to do is sit and watch for little electronic envelopes to open themselves...
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 06:47 PM
Bad Frith! Bad Frith! Don't start subject!
timbobagginsii
09-10-2002, 06:52 PM
quote:
[vBulletin] vBulletin Message
Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own list.
now i'm all sad...
[vBulletin] vBulletin Message
Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own list.
now i'm all sad...
timbobagginsii
09-10-2002, 06:55 PM
but i can send myself private messages which makes me feel a little bit better.
Frith
09-10-2002, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by cyberhwk
Bad Frith! Bad Frith! Don't start subject!
:confused:
I'll be nice and ask you what you're talking about.
In case you haven't actually read the previous 30 posts in this thread, I'll tell you what you missed: someone else posted a long rambling item composed of, well, part of Cicero's "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", and someone else asked for a translation.
I not only completed the conversation by providing the answer, but I did not start a new subject. :rolleyes:
Wait...why am I even posting this?
postcount+, of course! ;)
Bad Frith! Bad Frith! Don't start subject!
:confused:
I'll be nice and ask you what you're talking about.
In case you haven't actually read the previous 30 posts in this thread, I'll tell you what you missed: someone else posted a long rambling item composed of, well, part of Cicero's "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", and someone else asked for a translation.
I not only completed the conversation by providing the answer, but I did not start a new subject. :rolleyes:
Wait...why am I even posting this?
postcount+, of course! ;)
tankinan
09-10-2002, 08:26 PM
Asbestos. Yech :eek:
e_mpika
09-10-2002, 09:37 PM
moogle flargle
medrewsclues
09-10-2002, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by e_mpika
moogle flargle
floogle gargle
google garbled?
moogle flargle
floogle gargle
google garbled?
e_mpika
09-10-2002, 09:50 PM
belingy blargle
fiddley po-narble..... i think, i cant quite recall the whole of the ritual,
.........*sigh* if only the cat in the hat would come back!
:confused:
woot, mew page!
fiddley po-narble..... i think, i cant quite recall the whole of the ritual,
.........*sigh* if only the cat in the hat would come back!
:confused:
woot, mew page!
quark
09-10-2002, 09:52 PM
Grâce aux programmes de traduction je puis maintenant parler français! Est-ce que je sens le fromage?:rolleyes:
medrewsclues
09-10-2002, 10:06 PM
private messages make me feel dirty.
e_mpika
09-10-2002, 10:14 PM
a moose, look, and whats that, OH NO! its got a goose!
cyberhwk
09-10-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by medrewsclues
private messages make me feel dirty.
I AM DIRTY!!!! WOOO HOOOO!
private messages make me feel dirty.
I AM DIRTY!!!! WOOO HOOOO!
timbobagginsii
09-11-2002, 04:24 AM
For breakfast this morning, a couple of friends and I decided to have sandwiches from a little shop along the road. I ordered bacon, sausage and egg and my friends decided on a simple bacon sandwich each, one with tomato sauce, one with HP sauce. When we opened the bag to sort out the sandwiches we found my bacon sausage and egg sandwich, we found the bacon and ketchup sandwich but the remaining package bore the legend: b/s.
needless to say, it remained unopened and we won't be using that shop again.
edit: general coherancy
needless to say, it remained unopened and we won't be using that shop again.
edit: general coherancy
CrashTestDummy9
09-11-2002, 10:53 AM
This is from a local newspaper . Enjoy .
kZahradnik
09-11-2002, 10:54 AM
*gentoo*
medrewsclues
09-11-2002, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by CrashTestDummy9
This is from a local newspaper . Enjoy .
so the wlid chatering from my behind isnt normal?
This is from a local newspaper . Enjoy .
so the wlid chatering from my behind isnt normal?
tankinan
09-11-2002, 07:20 PM
And here is my 30th post in this thread. :eek:
tankinan
09-11-2002, 07:21 PM
Wow...Flamebait has 141 posts in this thread :eek:
Dun'kalis
09-11-2002, 07:34 PM
Dr. Gott...That means Dr. God in German...
How'd they get that last name???
How'd they get that last name???
e_mpika
09-11-2002, 07:46 PM
funny as a monkey.
cyberhwk
09-11-2002, 10:59 PM
post_count = post_count ++;
cyberhwk
09-11-2002, 11:00 PM
hehehe:D
Metalhead01
09-12-2002, 12:01 AM
then decides he'd like a sandwich instead.
Mmmmm.... smurfs make good sandwiches :D
Mmmmm.... smurfs make good sandwiches :D
Metalhead01
09-12-2002, 12:04 AM
New page!
New, everyone, go to freshmeat.net and d/l my super cool Fluxbox theme (IdeaFlow-Phenix).
"Why should I do this?" you ask.
The answer is simple...
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New, everyone, go to freshmeat.net and d/l my super cool Fluxbox theme (IdeaFlow-Phenix).
"Why should I do this?" you ask.
The answer is simple...
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42.
ASCI Blue
09-12-2002, 12:19 AM
YOUR PENGUIN!!!
filp
09-12-2002, 12:22 AM
What is the point of this? Or have I just contributed to it's pointlessness?
Filp.
Filp.
cyberhwk
09-12-2002, 12:26 AM
OH NO! NOT ANOTHER ATTACK OF NAKED BINARY!!!
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if all is right that should be my birthday :-D
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if all is right that should be my birthday :-D
timbobagginsii
09-12-2002, 12:19 PM
18th Nov 1982?
cyberhwk
09-12-2002, 04:29 PM
Ya'OP
richjoyce
09-12-2002, 05:05 PM
The leprechauns tell me to burn things....
cyberhwk
09-12-2002, 07:13 PM
YEAH well those little voices in my head tell me to 5<r3w things
e_mpika
09-12-2002, 07:36 PM
im melting, im meltimg mwhagagagaaaaaghhhh :(
bwkaz
09-12-2002, 08:51 PM
"My worm crawled into my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?"
"No Ralph, just go to sleep while the other children learn."
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
"No Ralph, just go to sleep while the other children learn."
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
richjoyce
09-12-2002, 08:56 PM
dont get me started on the witchs
no one ever expects the dog....
no one ever expects the dog....
cyberhwk
09-12-2002, 10:34 PM
no kitty its my pot pie.
meow
no kitty its my pot pie
meow
MOM kitty 's being a dildo!
well then I know a certian kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
meow
no kitty its my pot pie
meow
MOM kitty 's being a dildo!
well then I know a certian kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Metalhead01
09-13-2002, 04:11 PM
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I got better.
skidhmor
09-13-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Metalhead01
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I got better.
Better at what?
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I got better.
Better at what?
Metalhead01
09-13-2002, 04:23 PM
bump!
skidhmor
09-13-2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Metalhead01
bump!
I'll see your bump and raise you two, lessee... that's three bumps total.....
bump!
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I'll see your bump and raise you two, lessee... that's three bumps total.....
bump!
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cyberhwk
09-13-2002, 07:14 PM
Boil boil toil and trouble hard drive burn and coffee bubble
You may now be a toad!
:-p
You may now be a toad!
:-p
Metalhead01
09-13-2002, 09:11 PM
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e_mpika
09-13-2002, 10:59 PM
...............and that was well worth it, now my rolly finger hurts! :( :mad:
tankinan
09-13-2002, 11:46 PM
I raise you:
Blarg
Blarg
e_mpika
09-16-2002, 12:42 PM
well, i cant believ the topic:notopic had sunk to the bottom of the 2nd page sooooo.....
Mooose moose, there is a loose moose canoodling with a goose!
Mooose moose, there is a loose moose canoodling with a goose!
bwkaz
09-16-2002, 01:17 PM
"A moose once bit my sister..."
Metalhead01
09-16-2002, 04:28 PM
But that happens when you empty a giant crate of "Mel's Angry Squirrels" over someone's head.
bwkaz
09-16-2002, 05:29 PM
"No, really! She was karving (sic) her initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an interstellar toothbrush given to her by ..." crap, I can't remember the rest...
tankinan
09-16-2002, 06:01 PM
No Doz!
Metalhead01
09-16-2002, 06:18 PM
bump
cyberhwk
09-16-2002, 07:23 PM
cyberhwk 4 world ruler
Dawa13
09-16-2002, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by bwkaz
"No, really! She was karving (sic) her initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an interstellar toothbrush given to her by ..." crap, I can't remember the rest...
just deink some more ale, it will all come back :)
"No, really! She was karving (sic) her initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an interstellar toothbrush given to her by ..." crap, I can't remember the rest...
just deink some more ale, it will all come back :)
bwkaz
09-16-2002, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Dawa13
just deink some more ale, it will all come back :) Or I could just watch the movie for the 1,000,000,001st time... ;)
just deink some more ale, it will all come back :) Or I could just watch the movie for the 1,000,000,001st time... ;)
skidhmor
09-17-2002, 02:03 PM
Cheese Sucks!!
He, He, just kidding..
He, He, just kidding..
kZahradnik
09-17-2002, 04:59 PM
Scary! People actually read the postings here. :rolleyes: Duh!:D
kZahradnik
09-18-2002, 11:05 AM
Whenever we, which we usually don't, then - but keep in mind that - but anyways, lets just keep in mind that - whatever :D
janet loves bill
09-18-2002, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by skidhmor
Cheese Sucks!!
He, He, just kidding..
Home made cheese tastes good on toast.
Cheese Sucks!!
He, He, just kidding..
Home made cheese tastes good on toast.
Tnek
09-18-2002, 10:45 PM
cheese?:confused:
don't you mean neese?
nee!
nee!
We want a shrubbery!! :D
don't you mean neese?
nee!
nee!
We want a shrubbery!! :D
e_mpika
09-18-2002, 11:01 PM
schmookypoo
tankinan
09-19-2002, 12:00 AM
Sexual harrasment panda :)
timbobagginsii
09-20-2002, 03:45 PM
Damn! I got chilli in my left eye!
>>rubs both eyes with his chilli infested hands
Damn! I got chilli in my right eye too!
>>pretends he can touch type and doesn't need to see the key board
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
>>rubs both eyes with his chilli infested hands
Damn! I got chilli in my right eye too!
>>pretends he can touch type and doesn't need to see the key board
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
cyberhwk
09-20-2002, 11:58 PM
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=techhawk
Metalhead01
09-22-2002, 05:57 PM
woolooloo
Metalhead01
09-22-2002, 05:57 PM
woolooloo
tankinan
09-22-2002, 07:05 PM
pass me some of that jellyfish spleen!
Metalhead01
09-22-2002, 08:47 PM
Roggan?
bwkaz
09-22-2002, 11:01 PM
"I am ... completely ... out ... of ammo! ... That's never happened to me before!"
mmm.... Tremors... :D
mmm.... Tremors... :D
do_guh_new
09-23-2002, 01:22 AM
this parrot is no more he has ceased to be he is an ex parrot.
Dark Ninja
09-23-2002, 01:54 AM
Okay - I started reading this post, and then I went to the next page of this post, and realized the post had grown 6 pages since I started reading. So, I figure I better get in on this or else, the post may die without my very *valuable* :D (shaddup) insight.
Oh yeah...
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "BLARG"
return 0;
}
Dark Ninja
Oh yeah...
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "BLARG"
return 0;
}
Dark Ninja
Metalhead01
09-23-2002, 02:02 AM
This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
Dark Ninja
09-23-2002, 02:05 AM
RageAHolic - You're website is funny as hell. I couldn't stop laughing after reading your rants section.
EDIT HERE :
Okay - the Toilet Covers was the best Rant I have ever read in a long time.
...so...anyway...
Did we crash yet? I really like my username...I wouldn't want it to go away or anything.
BTW - Good Idea : Bad Idea
Good Idea: Taking a s*it as soon as you feel the urge.
Bad Idea: Taking a s*it four hours afterr you feel the urge.
And if that didn't gross you out thinking about it...you are utterly utterly lost...
Dark Ninja
EDIT HERE :
Okay - the Toilet Covers was the best Rant I have ever read in a long time.
...so...anyway...
Did we crash yet? I really like my username...I wouldn't want it to go away or anything.
BTW - Good Idea : Bad Idea
Good Idea: Taking a s*it as soon as you feel the urge.
Bad Idea: Taking a s*it four hours afterr you feel the urge.
And if that didn't gross you out thinking about it...you are utterly utterly lost...
Dark Ninja
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 02:25 PM
well consider me utterly lost, I've put off the urge for a few hours many a time and it has to be one of the most satisfying feeling in the world to finally get something like that out into the open...
but, wait a minute, this seems like the toilet topic is forming once more within the confines of the topic:no topic thread.
So:
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
but, wait a minute, this seems like the toilet topic is forming once more within the confines of the topic:no topic thread.
So:
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
I like bannanas, monkey nuts and grapes.
mychl
09-24-2002, 03:09 PM
95 paginas, holy sht man... you people are very diligent when you put your minds to it!
lets.see,.what.would.really.suck....how.about.havi ng.to.scroll...horizontally.to.be.able.to.read.the .rest.of.this.line..I.know.its.a.pain.in.the.arse. ,.but.hey,.you.try.typing.all.this.stuff.with.a.pe riod.in.the.middle.so.you.dont.get.a.line.break... .................................................. .Sometimes.i.feel.like.time.has.stopped.thats.when .I.do.silly.stuff.like.this..............you.guys. must.be.living.in.a.temporal.black.hole........... .................................................. ........:)
lets.see,.what.would.really.suck....how.about.havi ng.to.scroll...horizontally.to.be.able.to.read.the .rest.of.this.line..I.know.its.a.pain.in.the.arse. ,.but.hey,.you.try.typing.all.this.stuff.with.a.pe riod.in.the.middle.so.you.dont.get.a.line.break... .................................................. .Sometimes.i.feel.like.time.has.stopped.thats.when .I.do.silly.stuff.like.this..............you.guys. must.be.living.in.a.temporal.black.hole........... .................................................. ........:)
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:16 PM
new
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:17 PM
page
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:17 PM
must
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:18 PM
get
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:19 PM
to
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:22 PM
new
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:22 PM
page
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:23 PM
and
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:24 PM
end
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:25 PM
all
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:27 PM
of
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:27 PM
this
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:28 PM
annoying
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:29 PM
widescreen
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:30 PM
madness
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:31 PM
damn
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:32 PM
miscounted
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:33 PM
nine
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:34 PM
lots
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:35 PM
of
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:35 PM
contrived
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:36 PM
one
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:36 PM
word
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:37 PM
posts
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:38 PM
to
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:38 PM
Hurray, new page!
No more sideways scrolling blues
No more sideways scrolling blues
nuvan
09-24-2002, 06:47 PM
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timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 06:51 PM
j............u..............s............t........ .....................t..............e..........s.. .......t..........i.........n..........g.,........ .....................a..........n...........d..... .........................y.............o.......... .u.............'.r.........e...................... ......j............u...............s............t. .............................a...............s.... ...........p.................r.................... ..e..............d..............i.............c... .......t..............a..............b............ l...............e................................. a...........s.............................I....... ..........................t.............h......... .o..........u............g...........h............ ...........t!..................................... .......................................:D
nuvan
09-24-2002, 07:10 PM
damn!!! you out-performed me by a good 6 inches (at least here on this monitor and resolution...
I must excercise my side-scrolling abilities...
I must excercise my side-scrolling abilities...
timbobagginsii
09-24-2002, 07:17 PM
yay!
skidhmor
09-25-2002, 03:34 PM
Die page wideners die!!
nuvan
09-25-2002, 07:14 PM
timbobagginsii: what say we declare a temporary truce while we kill skidhmor? :D
timbobagginsii
09-26-2002, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by nuvan
timbobagginsii: what say we declare a temporary truce while we kill skidhmor? :D
I think death is a bit harsh, but he did start the death threats. All we did was to try to live out his sig with the whole wideness issue. Is there a limit by the way?
Anyway, a truce it is.
timbobagginsii: what say we declare a temporary truce while we kill skidhmor? :D
I think death is a bit harsh, but he did start the death threats. All we did was to try to live out his sig with the whole wideness issue. Is there a limit by the way?
Anyway, a truce it is.
skidhmor
09-26-2002, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by nuvan
timbobagginsii: what say we declare a temporary truce while we kill skidhmor? :D
Kill me now and I will become stronger than you ever imagined.......:D
timbobagginsii: what say we declare a temporary truce while we kill skidhmor? :D
Kill me now and I will become stronger than you ever imagined.......:D
nuvan
09-26-2002, 03:25 PM
take a look at my new point to ponder...
nuvan
09-26-2002, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Flame Bait
Kinda UGLY looking :(
This is the first post on Pg. 27 of this thread (40 posts/page)
Why? Because I Can.
Kinda UGLY looking :(
This is the first post on Pg. 27 of this thread (40 posts/page)
Why? Because I Can.
gleather
09-27-2002, 08:08 AM
It's Friday (again). They keep popping up.
I hate side-scrolling. After hitting this page, my Moz is three screens wide.
I love this /dev/random. Especially this no topic.
I ramble and don't have to worry about being moved or deleted (yeah, right).
Death threats? I can see the headlines: Killed by bandwidth. Death by power surge. Beware of pings. Denial of Oxygen Attacks (Distributed or not, they are lethal).
Speaking of distributed, I have "discovered" seti@home and distributed.net. Neato. Keen. I finished my first "packet" of seti@home last night. March 16 had some interesting noise in some section of the sky, or something. I don't know, I didn't really read the FAQ, but the graphics are pretty.
gleather
P.S. I still giggle when I hear the word "Poo"
P.P.S. Poo
I hate side-scrolling. After hitting this page, my Moz is three screens wide.
I love this /dev/random. Especially this no topic.
I ramble and don't have to worry about being moved or deleted (yeah, right).
Death threats? I can see the headlines: Killed by bandwidth. Death by power surge. Beware of pings. Denial of Oxygen Attacks (Distributed or not, they are lethal).
Speaking of distributed, I have "discovered" seti@home and distributed.net. Neato. Keen. I finished my first "packet" of seti@home last night. March 16 had some interesting noise in some section of the sky, or something. I don't know, I didn't really read the FAQ, but the graphics are pretty.
gleather
P.S. I still giggle when I hear the word "Poo"
P.P.S. Poo
do_guh_new
09-28-2002, 02:58 AM
.
Elijah
09-28-2002, 03:14 AM
Arrr, it's too long :mad:
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 02:56 PM
Ihatetheselongmessages.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 02:56 PM
down with long messages.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 02:57 PM
HOW MAny more. When will it end?!
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 02:58 PM
1
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 02:58 PM
2
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 03:51 PM
3
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 03:52 PM
4567
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 03:53 PM
hehehe
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 03:53 PM
Finally no more side scrolling
Elijah
09-28-2002, 03:56 PM
Waaaazzzzuuuuuppp!
Dawa13
09-28-2002, 04:03 PM
viva
Dawa13
09-28-2002, 04:04 PM
la'
Dawa13
09-28-2002, 04:05 PM
short
Dawa13
09-28-2002, 04:05 PM
message
tankinan
09-28-2002, 04:48 PM
"Find them and destroy them"
-- My favorite quote from the matrix
-- My favorite quote from the matrix
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 07:13 PM
what no thankyou??
timbobagginsii
09-28-2002, 07:28 PM
What for? It's still wide, wide as the ocean.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:42 PM
its only wide if you have a lot of posts like 40
its fine for me and people who only view 20 posts at a time
I'll add more
its fine for me and people who only view 20 posts at a time
I'll add more
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:43 PM
more1
more
more
more
more
more
more
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:43 PM
OK I'm adding more so that we can get a new page for timbo.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:44 PM
I'm still adding more for timbo. this damn thirty second space in between posts makes my head hurt.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:45 PM
I got new contacts. this is the first pair of contacts I've ever worn. its really hard to get them in and they move around and don't fit right.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:45 PM
good thing I can touch type or I wouldn't be able to type this all.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:46 PM
I better get a thankyou after I'm finished with all of this. Really I don't want to get carpel tunnel for nothing.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:47 PM
Oh no! Writers block. its a big block its wooden with sharp pieces of glass on it so if you try to move it it will hurt your hands. damn writers block.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:48 PM
nothing gets rid of writers block better than gasoline and a road flare. maybe I should add a little bit of vasoline for some viscosity.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:49 PM
if I spelled that right that is the new word for the hour. viscosity. say it with me boys and girls. vis-cos-it-t
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:50 PM
vis cos tity
mmm tity. I like breast actually. breast sound good.
mmm tity. I like breast actually. breast sound good.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:50 PM
I'm going to type more. soon or later some one will tell me to stop
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:51 PM
I think. I really hope someone will tell me to stop.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:51 PM
maybe I should paste up a story I wrote here...?
Naa.
Naa.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:52 PM
I'll send a link.
btw cyberhwk for world ruler!
btw cyberhwk for world ruler!
Fryguy8
09-28-2002, 08:53 PM
I GOT POOPIE
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:56 PM
Cow boys and indians didn't always like each other.
And they often hunted small animals.
N is a letter often associated with a bad name from old times.
Y'all suck monkeys
Ohhh the poor monkeys suffer because of it
U R the greatest
Read inbetween the lines
Emu - a funny looking bird that would attack you in rogue
And I miss rogue
Do you remember rogue
That was and awesome game
Here here for rogue
It kicked ***
Sex is good too. expecially after rogue
And they often hunted small animals.
N is a letter often associated with a bad name from old times.
Y'all suck monkeys
Ohhh the poor monkeys suffer because of it
U R the greatest
Read inbetween the lines
Emu - a funny looking bird that would attack you in rogue
And I miss rogue
Do you remember rogue
That was and awesome game
Here here for rogue
It kicked ***
Sex is good too. expecially after rogue
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:57 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
That McDonalds worker ruined my string of crap! you bastard!
That McDonalds worker ruined my string of crap! you bastard!
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:58 PM
Must type more. for timbo's sake!
For TIMBO!
For TIMBO!
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:59 PM
Thats my brother. He died in the great war.
he held on to a grenade to long
he held on to a grenade to long
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 08:59 PM
Burp
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:00 PM
A
E
EYE
O
Ouuuuuuuu
My burro can blow goats can u?
E
EYE
O
Ouuuuuuuu
My burro can blow goats can u?
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:01 PM
For TIMBO!
AND DOWN WITH THAT STUPID FRY GUY
AND DOWN WITH THAT STUPID FRY GUY
timbobagginsii
09-28-2002, 09:01 PM
cheers
you can stop now
hows your post count?
you can stop now
hows your post count?
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:02 PM
I am on a mission from god
--blues brothers
that movie kicked ***.
I think that I post enought I shall get rid of the long stretching messages for everyone.
--blues brothers
that movie kicked ***.
I think that I post enought I shall get rid of the long stretching messages for everyone.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
cheers
you can stop now
hows your post count?
253 counting this message.
cheers
you can stop now
hows your post count?
253 counting this message.
timbobagginsii
09-28-2002, 09:04 PM
10 ahead of me, that won't do at all...
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:14 PM
you can email me a sam adams. or a guiness but I prefer my favorite patriot's brew.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by timbobagginsii
10 ahead of me, that won't do at all...
works for me.
10 ahead of me, that won't do at all...
works for me.
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:16 PM
12 now. besides look at the amount a post a day. seriously you have to increase your daily post count to catch up with me
cyberhwk
09-28-2002, 09:16 PM
btw that is a third page of bull **** for me
timbobagginsii
09-28-2002, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by cyberhwk
you can email me a sam adams. or a guiness but I prefer my favorite patriot's brew.
I dunno what Mel Gibson's favourite brew is.
you can email me a sam adams. or a guiness but I prefer my favorite patriot's brew.
I dunno what Mel Gibson's favourite brew is.
bwkaz
09-28-2002, 10:18 PM
You can stop... Please!
:D
:D
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:06 PM
MY EYE HURTS. OH **** MY EYE HURTS!!! I put in my contact and then it hurt bad so I took it out and cleaned it and then tried to put it back it and it hurt even Worse. I took out my contact and my eye is real sore now! OH GOD MY EYE HURTS LIKE HELL!
Dawa13
09-29-2002, 02:08 PM
hmm well u should put ur spauir glasses on (u do have a pair, right?) and see an eye docter. not mine he is a crackpot but about nebody else is fine
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:14 PM
I'm upset now! my Eye hurts and now my head is starting to hurt.
I have no idea what is wrong. my head is really starting to hurt.
Crap.
I have no idea what is wrong. my head is really starting to hurt.
Crap.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:16 PM
This pisses me off. I want to wear contacts really bad. Life hates me. .... Thats ok I hate life now too. When I find the incarnation of life I'm going to rip it's arms of and shove them up its ***. Then I shall procede to kick it in the crotch until it coughs up blood. .... bastard
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:18 PM
My head hurts like hell now. that makes me angry. I think I should walk out to the highway near my house and give everyone the finger and moon them and ****. They are all stuck in a traffic jam so I would have a captive audience. :D *sinister laugh* hehehe
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:19 PM
I wanna buy cans of ginger ale from jewel then shake the **** out of them and toss them in the parking lot. All of those mindless consuming soccer moms will find that their minivans have a coat of sticky foam on it.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:21 PM
HMM foam that gives me an idea. There is a commerical for this **** called spirit foam on tv. They use it to decorate cars and **** and it looks like latex insulation foam except colored. .... ohh the possibilties.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:22 PM
Tape the spray head down and toss in open car.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:22 PM
maybe I should just lift the caps off of storm drains in the street and watch for car damage at night.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:24 PM
I'm angry at the world and its your fault. Who ever you are if I find you I'm going to kick your ***. You anonymous bastard.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Dawa13
hmm well u should put ur spauir glasses on (u do have a pair, right?) and see an eye docter. not mine he is a crackpot but about nebody else is fine
I go to lens crafters because I'm broke. but I put my spare glasses on because I'm completly new to contacts. I'm gonna mope now because I'm unhappy about my current situation.
hmm well u should put ur spauir glasses on (u do have a pair, right?) and see an eye docter. not mine he is a crackpot but about nebody else is fine
I go to lens crafters because I'm broke. but I put my spare glasses on because I'm completly new to contacts. I'm gonna mope now because I'm unhappy about my current situation.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:29 PM
THAT MOTHER****ING **** SUCKING CUMBUBBLE BLOWING ******* LICKING BROTHER ****ING SISTER SCREWING FATHER BLOWING GOAT MOLESTING AUTO CENSOR KEEPS BLOTTING OUT MY WELL PLACE SWEARS. ****! THAT **** EATTING *** HOLE LICKING AUTO CENSOR. STUPID ****ING **** CREAM SUCKING CRAP EATTING AUTOMATIC NAZI!
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:30 PM
Hehehehehehe. I got it upset. I wonder if a moderator is going to come over here and molest my expression of anger and frustration? Hmm MDwatts Plz don't molest my art.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:32 PM
I'm listening to the dixie chicks. I have three dixie chicks album. If anyone has heard the song landslide by Stevie Nicks the Dixie Chicks did a cover on it on the home cd and it is really good.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:33 PM
I'm depressed. I need to get a girl over here. Girls always cheer me up. I don't know what it is. I think its the breast and lack of anything odd between their legs.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:36 PM
Men look really odd naked. I mean really look at yourselves in the mirror. All your hairy naked bodys *shivers*. Ick. Women look really good naked. They have a much better body shape and they don't even have to be that fit. Even if they have just average good health they look good.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:37 PM
This is really raising my post count alot. I wonder how many posts I have per day on average?
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:38 PM
I have 6.66 post on average per day. That is quite shy of the 10 or so I had my first week with lno.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:39 PM
I started another page. I'm so proud of myself.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:40 PM
I shall continue because bwkaz said I shouldn't stop. I don't want to disapoint my fans. So we shall continue with my mind numbing txt.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:42 PM
THATS WHAT WE NEED! Ascii porn. lots of it. hehehehe. Any one read Disc world? The color of magic. that was good. I'm amused about them not being able to take color pictures anymore.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:44 PM
I'm as incoherent as a senile person. Ted Jones came to my school the other day and talked to my class. It was odd he was as incoherent as me but he didn't try. Well at least I have a flow to my lunicy.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:45 PM
This is the seventh post on this page that I have written. i'm not sure how many posts I have per page but I really don't care.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:46 PM
Does anyone here play counter strike. I need to get into a clan. I'm really tired of everyone running around like chickens with their heads cut off. I do much better when my teammates listen to me.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:48 PM
I want admin privledges on a counterstrike server. something with fun mods like chicken and glow and kamikaze. If anyone has a server and wants an admin who is quite mad tell me about it. :D
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:49 PM
So seen any good porn lately? I need to subscribe to about five magizines to keep my parents on their toes. It would amuse me if they think I'm a pervert.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:50 PM
I had a friend ask me if I wanted her to email my paper when I told her I was out of paper for my printer. I fell stupid for just having heard that question. I want to hurt myself.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:51 PM
Anyone live in arizona? If you live in arizona can you stop by the horny toad and pick me up some chicken. I live in illnois you so you might want to pick up some dry ice and freeze it before mailing it to me.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:52 PM
Puff the magic Fractal lived by the C. LALALALA
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:53 PM
I really could use some food. honestly. All I do is sit here and type to entertain my fans. Can someone pick me up some popeyes chicken?
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:54 PM
I would really like either food or sex right now. The food would be nice but I would settle for sex. Anyone wanna give it up to me. You will be doing your country a favor. I mean really do you want me roaming the streets?
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:55 PM
My cd is coming to its last track. How sad. A tear comes to my eye. but I think it is only because my eye hurts. I shall try getting my contacts in later, maybe tomorrow.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:58 PM
I want some chicken. I need some chicken.. Plz buy me some chicken. Because I need some chicken.
sung to top of the world from the last track of the dixie chicks Home album.
sung to top of the world from the last track of the dixie chicks Home album.
cyberhwk
09-29-2002, 02:59 PM
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