topic: no topic [Archive] - Page 5

Dave2001

07-02-2002, 04:14 AM

As this is off topic .....

SLICK **** SLIP
2002 Honorable Mention

April 2002, Arizona | Had Rodney been eating too many banana peels?
This Mohave County Jail inmate defecated on his cell floor, slipped
in his own feces, struck his head on the ground, and died. The
49-year-old had been arrested for trespassing the previous week. Astoundingly, a Sheriffs' spokesperson said that "foul play had been ruled out." Felled by your own feces? I call that foul!
(References: www.azcentral.com, Associated Press)

I thought i share this litte bit with you guys .

David

EyesWideOpen

07-02-2002, 01:20 PM

I borrowed the Gimp logo to use for my avatar until I find one that I can call my very own.

BTW Flame Bait, I have confidence in your having confidence.

Flame Bait

07-02-2002, 02:48 PM

What a way to die http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/sick.gif

skidhmor

07-02-2002, 08:33 PM

fnord
fnord

...just playing with the font sizes...

bugfix

07-02-2002, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by YaRness
this no topic topic post in no way reflects the great no topic topics of yore :(

I know. The old 'no topics' would make sense in a distorted way. :(

Flame Bait

07-03-2002, 01:15 PM

How true but I am trying to keep the sprit alive.

"SNORK"

http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

skidhmor

07-03-2002, 05:12 PM

To Diverse Gods
Do Mortals bow;
Holy Cow, and Wholly Chao
-Rev. Dr. Grindlebone
Monroe Cabal

slapNUT

07-04-2002, 03:13 AM

Fingers push keys, words appear here not in sight do they lay. You know not the direction of my turning but I will keep the words for you to seek...

Flame Bait

07-04-2002, 04:12 PM

OK :confused:

Acidkewl

07-04-2002, 06:14 PM

dont mind me

Acidkewl

07-04-2002, 06:15 PM

blah blah

Flame Bait

07-04-2002, 07:06 PM

smokybobo

07-05-2002, 01:10 AM

Really?

mcmanus69

07-05-2002, 03:23 PM

bah!!!

Flame Bait

07-05-2002, 04:07 PM

Blarg!

ntt.

07-06-2002, 09:50 AM

Fnork!

Mi}{alis

07-06-2002, 02:20 PM

lalala

Flame Bait

07-07-2002, 04:55 PM

Weeeeee! ;)

ntt.

07-08-2002, 08:26 AM

Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?

Flame Bait

07-08-2002, 01:15 PM

but I brought an ice chest.

smokybobo

07-08-2002, 03:11 PM

Really?

balbert

07-08-2002, 03:17 PM

Would it be wrong of me to close this thread its 70 pages long .....
B

Flame Bait

07-08-2002, 05:43 PM

Well We would just start over. :D

but it's only 70 pages IF you set your user preferences to the default.

It only 40 or so the way I have it set.

:rolleyes:

Bradmont5

07-09-2002, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by balbert
Would it be wrong of me to close this thread its 70 pages long .....
B absolutely. The "No Topic" threads are a long-lived LNO tradition, they're supposed to keep growing until they either die naturally, or cause the forum to explode entirely. :)

cage47

07-09-2002, 08:54 AM

Hehe, it blowd up!

Now the question is, Who will get in the last post before it's closed?

Flame Bait

07-09-2002, 06:40 PM

YaRness the last poster to the thread that would be..

smokybobo

07-09-2002, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Flame Bait
Well We would just start over. :D

but it's only 70 pages IF you set your user preferences to the default.

It only 40 or so the way I have it set.

:rolleyes:

Only 27 here.

Twould be a shame to close it at ONLY 27 pages!

Really!

Flame Bait

07-09-2002, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by smokybobo

Only 27 here.

Twould be a shame to close it at ONLY 27 pages!

Really!

:D

really really LONG pages. too I bet.

Mi}{alis

07-10-2002, 05:47 AM

i think they are 28 now :D :D

EDIT: Nah they arent. In a couple posts WILL be tho =)

Lorithar

07-10-2002, 05:53 AM

/me looks about.

Hmmm ....

We need a new widget in this thread ...

/adds widget #49944550024
style # 204439v

:D

P.S. -- 73 pages by my setup.

skidhmor

07-10-2002, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Lorithar
P.S. -- 73 pages by my setup.

Yours is post one on page 28 on my setup.

Flame Bait

07-10-2002, 02:56 PM

28 pages here too.

PLBlaze

07-11-2002, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Flame Bait
28 pages here too.

Hehe, let's make it 29 then :D

Flame Bait

07-11-2002, 03:27 PM

http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/spam.gif

skidhmor

07-12-2002, 01:59 PM

Back to the front

EyesWideOpen

07-12-2002, 05:57 PM

I just changed my setup so that it's 28 pages now.

On a side note, aren't Subway's sandwiches really good?

skidhmor

07-12-2002, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen
On a side note, aren't Subway's sandwiches really good?

Take it from someone who's worked for them,
NO!!
Especially not the tuna!

nuvan

07-12-2002, 09:54 PM

what do you think that new movie K19 will be like?
I think it looks pretty blargtastic!

It has Harrison Ford, and he's cool! :cool:

smokybobo

07-12-2002, 10:13 PM

Really?

MlotPolska

07-12-2002, 10:18 PM

mmm...i love my tuna served with AN ICE CREAM SCOOPER

tankinan

07-13-2002, 12:08 AM

Don't you just love half-life :D ?

Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379

07-13-2002, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen

On a side note, aren't Subway's sandwiches really good?

NONONONONO.

If you want a good sandwich, try to find a Bellacino's (http://www.bellacinos.com).

Heh... I haven't posted in the Topic:No Topic post in a while...

Flame Bait

07-13-2002, 04:12 AM

good Half-Life ( mods) are.

Tuna with an Ice Cream scoop http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/sick.gif

tankinan

07-13-2002, 11:49 AM

Tuna sandwiches are cool. As long as you don't eat one of the little fish bones and kill yourself. It would be humiliatiing to die from a can of tuna.:p

skidhmor

07-13-2002, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by MlotPolska
mmm...i love my tuna served with AN ICE CREAM SCOOPER

Hmm, Subway tuna, in the store I worked in, was prepped sometime between 10AM and noon, between opening the store and the lunch rush. Now imagine what happened if an early lunch rush came along. That's right a four gallon bowl of tuna salad left out until about 2PM. Do you think for a second that the manager(whose bonuses(-i.e. where his real money comes from) are based on store profit) was gonna throw all that tuna away?
Not hardly.
Overall, I'm surprised we were never sued.

Flame Bait

07-14-2002, 04:06 PM

Why would you go to Subway for a tuna sandwich in the first place?:rolleyes:

skidhmor

07-15-2002, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Flame Bait
Why would you go to Subway for a tuna sandwich in the first place?:rolleyes:

Don't ask me, I just worked there, people did however order tuna subs, though I think there popularity had more to do with price( tuna is, or was, the cheapest) than taste.

skidhmor

07-15-2002, 01:40 PM

Anyway, to get back on topic, or more appropriately, the lack of topic...

fnord!

Flame Bait

07-15-2002, 03:56 PM

Blarg!

Socrates Demise

07-15-2002, 04:03 PM

Spalng! went the wolly wop as it fluppored from the green Haptoflagen.

Socrates Demise

07-15-2002, 04:07 PM

/me make post 1100 & 1101

balbert

07-15-2002, 04:21 PM

I could be really mean and make posts in this forum not add to your post count ... so you actuly have to help people to get an avitar .....

balbert

07-15-2002, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by cage47
Hehe, it blowd up!

Now the question is, Who will get in the last post before it's closed?

The new software is "robust" no BOOOM

LordB

pnc

07-15-2002, 04:33 PM

you're going to make me have to get my avitar based on my ability to cut and paste answers from previous threads where some ask-or's quesiton *has already been addressed* !

tankinan

07-15-2002, 04:49 PM

Woop Woop Woop!

balbert

07-15-2002, 04:54 PM

ah but can we catch up with these people
http://htmlforums.com/showthread.php?postid=96892#post96892
12370 posts

Flame Bait

07-15-2002, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by balbert

ah but can we catch up with these people

http://htmlforums.com/showthread.php?postid=96892#post96892

12370 posts

Now that is some serious spam!

But this thread occasionally lapses into something useful and informative so it wouldn't qualify as spam strictly speaking. Oh my god. I just heard the Windows opening theme. My wife must be getting online. I may have to get her a eMac :D

tankinan

07-15-2002, 07:18 PM

System Of A Down!!!:D

pnc

07-16-2002, 12:31 AM

ok, let's wrap this baby up . . .

<poink> --sound of client's win2k server blue-screening . . .

Socrates Demise

07-16-2002, 02:00 AM

Me help people? I need the help.:p

satchmodian

07-16-2002, 11:34 AM

Putt Putt is some crazy **** from the clouds.

mrBen

07-16-2002, 11:47 AM

Finally time to put my name on this topic.

skidhmor

07-16-2002, 04:16 PM

blah!

pnc

07-16-2002, 04:23 PM

aight!

Flame Bait

07-16-2002, 04:43 PM

Would you like to try our HOT tuna sandwich?

janet loves bill

07-16-2002, 09:44 PM

VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN
Chicago — A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence
drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the
once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans
majestically across northern Wisconsin.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtml

Flame Bait

07-16-2002, 11:05 PM

I love it..

Shadoglare

07-17-2002, 05:56 PM

I just wanted to add a reply because there are 1117 replies, and I haven't even opened this thread yet.
Actually, I still haven't looked at it. Just wanted to reply anyway heh.

chikn

07-17-2002, 08:04 PM

evilcartman

07-18-2002, 09:40 AM

SIM (http://sim-icq.sf.net) rockz :D

Yeah all of this is offtopic but at least SIM uses icqv8 protocol :cool:

skidhmor

07-18-2002, 04:12 PM

:confused:

sasKuatch

07-18-2002, 07:11 PM

but it's still there, i live right by it:confused:

is there perhaps a limit in the BB code? could this topic crash the server?:) that'd be cool!

Flame Bait

07-18-2002, 07:44 PM

it won't happen :p

Flame Bait

07-19-2002, 04:34 PM

:D Bump!

tankinan

07-19-2002, 07:12 PM

Hooray for Pizza Hut!

skidhmor

07-19-2002, 07:21 PM

It's ALLLIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE!!

skidhmor

07-19-2002, 07:22 PM

Oh wait... no it's not. :p

tankinan

07-19-2002, 07:35 PM

It is dead.

Flame Bait

07-19-2002, 08:03 PM

:rolleyes: Ok WHO killed it?

sasKuatch

07-19-2002, 09:00 PM

T.H.E.Y. killed it. The semi-omnipitent, Highly militaristic, government fundEd, armed, centralized, highlY paid, and organized organization.

tankinan

07-19-2002, 09:07 PM

I have a hunch that it was a Heroin overdose :(

Flame Bait

07-20-2002, 04:01 AM

Oh the inhumanity of it all! :p

Mi}{alis

07-20-2002, 04:24 AM

Somebody close this topic!!!! Its driving me crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

evilcartman

07-20-2002, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by tankinan
It is dead.

Who killed Kenny ? :D

bugfix

07-20-2002, 04:36 PM

One word responses only please, I don't have time to read or type whol

What is the meaning of Lif

janet loves bill

07-20-2002, 05:31 PM

http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html

Flame Bait

07-21-2002, 05:40 PM

You Didn't know that? Is this something new to you?

I am going back to making plans to hack murder some telephone agent for my health care provider that can't even speak engilsh as a random act of sensless violence,revenge and protest. :p If I do it in europe the most I will get it 25 years.. ;)

solo

07-21-2002, 06:21 PM

1100 some replys :p ?! ... Boy I missed a lot :) .

smokybobo

07-21-2002, 11:53 PM

Blast crated fish bowl awfully conceding sex cowlicks reneging painfully mayoral bubbles!

Flame Bait

07-23-2002, 07:17 PM

Bump.. :p

bugfix

07-23-2002, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Flame Bait
Bump.. :p

Grind.. :D

Syngin

07-23-2002, 07:36 PM

http://www.pioneeris.net/ashton/IC/images/Original_monkeys.gif

Just thought I'd add my 2 cents to the longest thread in history. :-P

chikn

07-23-2002, 07:41 PM

Just

chikn

07-23-2002, 07:42 PM

Post

chikn

07-23-2002, 07:42 PM

Padding!!:D :rolleyes:

Flame Bait

07-23-2002, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by chikn

Padding!!:D :rolleyes:

this had fallen to page 2 it need a bump back to page one.. I know how to PAD don't you know :p

Did I mention I HATE insurance companies.

cage47

07-24-2002, 01:30 AM

INSURANCE COMPANIES...:mad:
Don't get me started. Legalized gambling. And now they don't wanna pay up!
1/4 my paycheck goes to damn insurance! Scamming rip off artists!

On a lighter note!

Post padding...is that anything like breast padding?
(So I've got a one-track mind, at least I'm consistent)

Mi}{alis

07-24-2002, 07:38 AM

actually my family owns a part of a big insurance company over
here, so all our insurances are FREE! :D

skidhmor

07-24-2002, 06:24 PM

1149

skidhmor

07-24-2002, 06:25 PM

1150!!

Flame Bait

07-24-2002, 06:33 PM

no post padding dosent feel funny :D

Nothing is Free...

skidhmor

07-31-2002, 05:25 PM

Damn, I leave for a little while and this thread pactically goes away....

And yes I am known for flogging dead horses

tankinan

07-31-2002, 05:34 PM

http://www.road-kill-cafe.com/pics/hotdat.jpg
;)

nuvan

07-31-2002, 08:48 PM

read my sig, it's funny... :D

Bradmont5

07-31-2002, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by Syngin
the longest thread in history.
not even close.

Rui Alves

07-31-2002, 09:50 PM

I came here to see why this thread was so long only to discover that there's no reason.

Rui Alves

07-31-2002, 09:52 PM

not even close.I wonder how much more do we need to write... personally I'm ready for a world record. Hell, I'm more than ready!

smokybobo

07-31-2002, 10:20 PM

Do you even need to ask?

smokybobo

07-31-2002, 10:21 PM

Do you even need to ask "Do you even need to ask?"?

smokybobo

07-31-2002, 10:25 PM

Well, if you would've asked "Do you even need to ask?" then I wouldn't have seen fit to ask "Do you even need to ask?" but then since you didn't in fact ask "Do you need to ask?" then I felt compelled to ask "Do you even need to ask?" since asking "Do you even need to ask?" ensured that the question "Do you even need to ask?" would be put forth by a real entity asking "Do you even need to ask?" which, by the way, is a question remarkably like "Do you need to ask?" which was not even asked by anyone (the question in reference here is the question "Do you even need to ask?"). So I ask the question "Do you even need to ask?" again: Do you even need to ask?

smokybobo

07-31-2002, 10:26 PM

Man, you have not a whit of wit!

cage47

07-31-2002, 10:26 PM

OK so what was the longest thread to survive?

Oh and by the way....BLARG!

smokybobo

07-31-2002, 10:27 PM

natch!

chikn

07-31-2002, 11:02 PM

Rui Alves

07-31-2002, 11:29 PM

the longest threads:
I checked google (http://www.google.com/search?q=longest+thread&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&start=0&sa=N) and this one (http://www.straw.com/cpy/longthrd.html) was the most impressive. :D

tankinan

08-01-2002, 12:45 AM

FYI, Narf :D

[-dYNAmaX111-]

08-01-2002, 01:03 AM

Blah... How long has everyone been on this forum for?

tankinan

08-01-2002, 01:04 AM

Sorry sir i no speak any english

Flame Bait

08-01-2002, 01:43 PM

it;s thursday tomorrow is friday. Whee!:D

baragon0

08-01-2002, 04:05 PM

Longest thread I ever saw extended for 11,000 posts.

Half of them were mine.

Don't ask.

tankinan

08-01-2002, 04:29 PM

Wickey wa wa wickey wickey wild wild west, Jim West :D

NecroLin

08-01-2002, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Flame Bait
it;s thursday tomorrow is friday. Whee!:D

Fridays are cool, but Saturdays rock:D

baragon0

08-01-2002, 04:34 PM

Sunday's rock. Everyone has Sunday off so they all go out and do really boring, stupid things that are still more interesting than when done on Monday-Saturday.

Goddamn I need to get my life back

tankinan

08-01-2002, 04:44 PM

When Saturdays are free though, they kick sunday's a**.
Everyone loves saturday nights, espically chicks :D
Sundays are for boring church crap.

baragon0

08-01-2002, 04:46 PM

Ahaha, Christians.

Only chicks I know that like going out on a Saturday night are single chicks, and there's a reason they're single.

bugfix

08-06-2002, 02:27 PM

Ahhh.... I thought we'd lost you old friend.

NecroLin

08-06-2002, 02:33 PM

Saturdays rule because when it's Saturday, then you still have Sunday to look forward to. By the time that Sunday comes you're already thinking, "crap tomorrow is Monday"...which in turn ruins Sunday. Hence every weekend should be a long weekend with all Mondays off.

bugfix

08-06-2002, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by acid2000
Wow I havn't posted on topic: no topic since it hit 1000.
Well I just have.

The thread was missing you. How it longed to see those words typed so elegantly from your dainty paws...

cage47

08-11-2002, 09:18 PM

Shame on you guys! Letting this post sit unvisited for 5 days. It's a senior citizen now. Would you want your grandma to sit lonely and unforgotten????? Let's breath some new life into the old girl!

smokybobo

08-11-2002, 10:47 PM

I've got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis I have got!

ARG! ARG! ARG! ARG!

smokybobo

08-11-2002, 10:49 PM

How can I bestoweth my life-giving breath when I've got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

cage47

08-11-2002, 11:31 PM

What the hell is that? Bad breath?

evulish

08-11-2002, 11:38 PM

It's a fake medical thing...mostly used as a scrabble-winner :)

EyesWideOpen

08-12-2002, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by [-dYNAmaX111-]
Blah... How long has everyone been on this forum for?

I've been here for about twenty minutes now.

chikn

08-12-2002, 04:44 PM

LoKe137

08-12-2002, 04:49 PM

I have been here for 3 months..

I like been a Tux Driver.....WIth girls as passengers

tankinan

08-12-2002, 04:55 PM

Yeah, so i firmly belive that coleslaw is disgusting.

bugfix

08-12-2002, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by tankinan
Yeah, so i firmly belive that coleslaw is disgusting.

Next you'll be telling us you don't like a combination of cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise.

tankinan

08-12-2002, 05:53 PM

I guess you just can't handle the truth :rolleyes:

e_mpika

08-12-2002, 08:36 PM

a moose...........
a goose............

.................both in a caboose!

EyesWideOpen

08-14-2002, 11:52 AM

How many times does the number nine appear when counting from 0 to 100?

gwartheg

08-14-2002, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen
How many times does the number nine appear when counting from 0 to 100?

$ perl -e 'for (0 .. 100) {print "$_\n";}' | grep '9' | wc
19 19 56

uh, 19 times? oh wait, 20, cuz '99' has 9 twice...

edit: jeez, i need to get back to work :p

edit again: uh oh, i think i fell for it... :o

EyesWideOpen

08-14-2002, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by gwartheg

$ perl -e 'for (0 .. 100) {print "$_\n";}' | grep '9' | wc
19 19 56

uh, 19 times?

edit: jeez, i need to get back to work :p

edit again: uh oh, i think i fell for it... :o

That is incorrect!

gwartheg

08-14-2002, 01:01 PM

well, it's either 20 or once, depending on your definition of "appear" :p

i was never any good at those logic-y questions.

anyway, back off-topic. was steve mcqueen the only guy who could be bad-a$$ in a cardigan?

EyesWideOpen

08-14-2002, 01:31 PM

It's twenty.

The only reason that I even recognize Steve McQueen's name is because it was mentioned by Quentin Tarantino in Four Rooms. They were talking about a movie he was in where a bet took place that some guy couldn't light his lighter 10 ten times in a row. I think they bet on a car or something (in the McQueen movie).

skidhmor

08-16-2002, 11:26 AM

bump

skidhmor

08-16-2002, 11:27 AM

1198

skidhmor

08-16-2002, 11:28 AM

1199...

skidhmor

08-16-2002, 11:29 AM

1200!!!!!

kZahradnik

08-16-2002, 11:55 AM

So, I want to say, that the production, which seems to lack the proper, anyways, let us not confuse things here!
BLARG!:D

The question of the day:

Is water colder than in the fall? :rolleyes:

skidhmor

08-20-2002, 03:57 PM

bump!

Karl_Marx

08-20-2002, 04:09 PM

:) :D :( :mad: :o :p :rolleyes: :confused:

sasKuatch

08-20-2002, 04:27 PM

81 pages huh? kewl...

keep on postin folks...

cage47

08-20-2002, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by e_mpika
a moose...........
a goose............

.................both in a caboose!

not on a plane
but instead on a train!

sasKuatch

08-20-2002, 05:07 PM

but instead on a train!

riding over virtual terrain built inTrainz (http://www.virtualtrainz.com)

skidhmor

08-21-2002, 04:57 PM

blurg?!

cage47

08-21-2002, 05:39 PM

BLURG?! What kind of accent is that.

It should be BLARG!

tankinan

08-21-2002, 06:25 PM

AAAAHHH!!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MY HAND!!!!!!!
oops, never mind. It's just ketchup :)

miskatonic

08-21-2002, 08:38 PM

Who the F@$% took my coffee cup?!?!?

ntt.

08-22-2002, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by miskatonic
Who the F@$% took my coffee cup?!?!?

Don't look at me - I only stole your car.

skidhmor

08-23-2002, 07:25 PM

Metalhead01

08-23-2002, 09:40 PM

bump!

tankinan

08-24-2002, 12:26 AM

Na na na na,
hey hey hey,
good-bye.

cyberhwk

08-24-2002, 03:02 AM

I started reading from page one and couldn't figure out why people were posting faster than I can read. And I can read D@|\/|n fast. who knew there were this many posts?

NE 1 like my new avatar? And can someone tell me what was the deal w/ mdwatts avatar? I heard he had something intresting.

cyberhwk

08-24-2002, 03:06 AM

I'm on pg 61 in this post btw.:cool: :cool: :( :rolleyes:

I closed my eyes and added a bunch of smilies. if you don't like the amount b glad I missed so much. and Cyberhwk I love your new avatar it fits your personality quite well.

I made too many images in my post LOL :D :rolleyes: I deleted eight and added 2 that makes 10 deleted right?

still 2 many images

eight more deleted :rolleyes: and one more added.

cyberhwk

08-24-2002, 03:10 AM

Who asked you if you like my avatar Cyberhwk?

I did

Shut up damn up

no u shut up

no both of you shut up

I can't take this any more I'm going to do a shameless spot for my website www.mattlotz.com

you luzar

(this instanity has been brought to you by matt :D)

.
Ps that is a close up pic of an @$$|-|0|_3:D :D :D

cyberhwk

08-24-2002, 06:08 PM

this should be reply 1218. thank you. :D

miskatonic

08-24-2002, 07:29 PM

One, two, fisherman's stew, boiled on timbers and stirred witha broom.
Three, four, pour it on the floor, feed all the beasties and cook up some more...
Five, six, mortar and brick, weaker than iron but stronger than sticks.
Seven, eight, lock up the gate, nothing to do but to sit and to wait...
Nine, ten do it again, a bun in the oven, a wolf in the den.

btw, cyberhwk, mdwatts' avatar used to be a thumbnail pic of a charming, well-endowed young lady who I believe went by the name of Annie. 's a shame he took it down.

cyberhwk

08-24-2002, 07:54 PM

thnx miskatonic. this is 1220! Lets go for 2000... Will this board crash if we fill it with too much crap?

miskatonic

08-25-2002, 02:12 AM

lessee......crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

Bradmont5

08-25-2002, 11:41 PM

bump.

gwartheg

08-26-2002, 12:20 AM

Yay! Brak is on!

Dun'kalis

08-26-2002, 12:33 AM

.............

This is so sick and twisted! Such a waste of space!

Oh, and I like cheese.

evulish

08-26-2002, 01:10 AM

Cheese is unhealthy.
Yay for cheese whiz!

cyberhwk

08-26-2002, 02:00 AM

I wonder what that grayish mold on bagels tastes like?

Can't be that bad 4 you cause of penicillin.

Mmm mold :-P****

tankinan

08-26-2002, 02:01 AM

I wonder how much space is taken up by each post on here?

evulish

08-26-2002, 10:03 AM

poptarts are nasty.

tankinan

08-26-2002, 06:48 PM

Especially the generic store-brand pop tarts with names so similar that they should be sued for deformation of character.

tankinan

08-26-2002, 06:49 PM

Sir, may i see your licence and registration meow?
You were doing 63 in a 65 meow sir.

pcghost

08-26-2002, 07:18 PM

I agree.. This is sick..

and Mdwatts should definantly bring the annie avatar back:D

Dun'kalis

08-26-2002, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by pcghost
and Mdwatts should definantly bring the Annie avatar back:D

Amen!

evulish

08-26-2002, 07:56 PM

Sick? No...just inflatable.

cyberhwk

08-28-2002, 01:07 AM

I'm at a loss because I've never seen the avatar. Pity me and my lack of experience on LNO:D

PS.
Cyberhwk for world ruler 2002

cyberhwk

08-28-2002, 01:09 AM

maybe we should put more crap up here!!!

crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

He he he crap is funny :D

CrashTestDummy9

08-28-2002, 01:12 AM

Is this the LNO Addicts Support Group ive been hearing so much about ?

CrashTestDummy9

08-28-2002, 01:15 AM

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

tankinan

08-28-2002, 01:16 AM

O
\|/
/\

kZahradnik

08-28-2002, 08:16 AM

Is this line secure?:confused:

kZahradnik

08-28-2002, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by cyberhwk
maybe we should put more crap up here!!!

crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr
apcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

He he he crap is funny :D This post ist total crap! :D :rolleyes: :cool: :p

cage47

08-28-2002, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Bradmont5
bump.

BRADMONT! My personal Debian Budda!

skidhmor

08-28-2002, 11:30 PM

1 h8 1337 sp34k!!!!!

cyberhwk

08-28-2002, 11:57 PM

Cyberhwk for world domination 2002 campain!!!! :D

tankinan

08-29-2002, 12:08 AM

w00t!

l01yuk

08-29-2002, 05:28 AM

arse! :mad:
drenk! :o
gerls! :)
feq! :D

z0mbix

08-29-2002, 07:19 AM

I prefer quiche

kZahradnik

08-29-2002, 07:29 AM

The future will never be as good as in the past.

bwkaz

08-29-2002, 09:17 AM

"Dare to compare, Eddie!"

"Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?"

"Yes, I will, Eddie."

-----------

"Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole. I am a good shovel, aren't I, Eddie?"

-----------

"All right, Ed, it's your horse, it's your horse!"

"No, no, double-D, like this: 'That's MY horse!'" (takes Edd's fist and hits himself with it) "No, it's MY horse!" (does something impossibly violent to Edd).

Oh, yeah, Cartoon Network is cool... :p

bwkaz

08-29-2002, 09:19 AM

You know, the scary thing is that this thread was started like last February. I stopped even reading it all summer, and it's still going. But it's not really all that big... :(

smokybobo

08-29-2002, 12:11 PM

"This is really a religious pilgrimmage for me...a religious pilgrimmage with a lot of butt kicking!"

cage47

08-29-2002, 02:26 PM

I was sure when the board was updated the admins would kill this thread before it killed the board. neither has happened.

cyberhwk

08-29-2002, 11:15 PM

We Must post MORE!!!

Cyberhwk for world ruler. 2002 campaign.:D

tankinan

08-29-2002, 11:25 PM

I actually prefer HOT cheetos over regular cheetos.

CrashTestDummy9

08-30-2002, 12:16 AM

Which Distro should I use ? ....LOL:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

smokybobo

08-30-2002, 12:37 AM

I'm not sticking my lips on that!

Boomer67

08-30-2002, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by evulish
Cheese is unhealthy.
Yay for cheese whiz!

Cheeze is gooooooooooooooood...:D

tankinan

08-30-2002, 02:32 AM

"H to the izzouse!"
-*nsync
:p

NecroLin

08-30-2002, 03:17 PM

Need more .... posts!!
Need more .... Linux!!!!
Need .... to go home for the long weekend!!! Yeah.

TheCatMan

08-30-2002, 03:44 PM

Ah, my beloved topic. Long time no read. How have I missed thee? Like a hole in the head? Nay, not so; for a hole in the head has purpose to one who breathes.

nuvan

08-30-2002, 03:48 PM

i'm here!
i'm here!
let bells ring out and people shout,
i'm here!
:D :D :D

sasKuatch

08-30-2002, 04:13 PM

Cheeze is gooooooooooooooood...

yuk, not the nasty beer cheese i had this morning, yuk. i sprayed Febreeze on my fingers cuz it stunk so bad after washing so many times, and i can STILL smell it!

i tasted like rotted yeast, yuk!

bwkaz

08-30-2002, 06:14 PM

mmmm... the 2.4 preempt-kernel patch.... mmmm....

e_mpika

08-30-2002, 08:00 PM

i love this thread, you can just look at the last page, theres no need to wade through the mountains of cr*p.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmouse!

oh and bwkaz, im a Double d! (not bra size!)
:D

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:45 PM

I want to have my own little picture by my name so I can be special too - but aparently I have to have 25 posts first, so if you all don't mind, this seems like the perfect place to acomplish this.

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:46 PM

potato

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:46 PM

sticky note

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:47 PM

$25

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:47 PM

Mountain Dew (code red, of course)

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:48 PM

construction paper

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:49 PM

Yellow

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:49 PM

purple monkey dishwasher

psyte

08-30-2002, 08:50 PM

And this one makes 25. I'll be back with my wonderful new icon in a minute (don't wait up:D )

bwkaz

08-30-2002, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by e_mpika
oh and bwkaz, im a Double d! (not bra size!)
:D I love that show! It's hilarious!

OK, this is starting to turn into a topic, so let's not go there...

Who can see the psychedelic frog? It's over there ---->

Wait, now it's bouncing around! AAAAHHHH!!!!

-- All right, I'm back now. No more Chrono Trigger! Bad! :D

Metalhead01

08-30-2002, 09:44 PM

The answer is 42

Metalhead01

08-30-2002, 09:46 PM

bump!

Metalhead01

08-30-2002, 09:51 PM

and if I empty out a bag of marshmallows from the top of the Chrysler building, how long would it take the Smurfs to realize that they can see trails & other groovy things when they start eating their mushroom houses?

bwkaz

08-31-2002, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Metalhead01
and if I empty out a bag of marshmallows from the top of the Chrysler building, how long would it take the Smurfs to realize that they can see trails & other groovy things when they start eating their mushroom houses? Like you said, 42...

sasKuatch

08-31-2002, 04:11 PM

x86
Alpha
Sparc
...

cyberhwk

09-01-2002, 05:10 AM

50% of the people you meet have less than average I.Q. Look around you. Do you notice any likely suspects?

e_mpika

09-01-2002, 07:15 PM

I CUSS!

YOU CUSS!

WE ALL CUSS FOR ASPARAGUS!

:D

bwkaz

09-01-2002, 08:04 PM

The MST'ing of DBZ (http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Shrine/7990/)

Heh heh heh...

(Yeah, I know it's GeoCities, but at least it's funny...)

tankinan

09-01-2002, 10:32 PM

Just get to Nicaragua and pick up the goods...I'll meet you at la casita in guadalajara on Thursday. Now go, endale!!!

e_mpika

09-02-2002, 09:57 AM

run forest run!

kZahradnik

09-02-2002, 10:22 AM

Wasn't there a brand new no topic thread?
mmmhhhh... never change a working No topic thread! :D

skidhmor

09-02-2002, 03:52 PM

bump!

e_mpika

09-02-2002, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by skidhmor
bump!

once i had mumps!

bwkaz

09-02-2002, 08:05 PM

Mumps, ouch. Or something.

It was storming pretty well here about 5 minutes ago, now it's sunny. Hmmm....

And there were people on the hill outside my window (I'm on the 4th floor, so they were at about my level) throwing those styrofoam airplanes (the 5-foot-wingspan ones you see at sporting events) down the hill... they didn't fly very well though, possibly because of the rain hitting them? Maybe...