topic: no topic

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>
Well I am on the outer edge out on the un-civilized egdes of the empire so How far to Kuat?
</STRONG>


Let me go get a map...

[Darth Mandeep]

Ugh!

Has nobody bothered to make a scan of the maps in NJO books???

[YaRness]

the star wars canon is the movies, and nothing but the movies.

[chikn]

Holy Cow :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Flame Bait]

:rolleyes:
The Cow has nothing to do wiht it..

[solo]

I got your meep right here :p.

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by YaRness:
<STRONG>the star wars canon is the movies, and nothing but the movies.</STRONG>


You mean the story in which a military genius who just happens to have my name takes over the galaxy and defends it against the Vong using a fleet of Eclipse Star Destroyers, isn't canon????


:(

You've made me sad. Now you must die.

Like Red did, so many threads ago... I just read the first page, and it jogged some freakish memories... apparently, my Force Lightning isn't as strong as I thought it was.

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by ShadoFox:
<STRONG>Kinda wish I knew Mandeep if he was a GW fan... I'm sitting here in my Tallgeese T-shirt riiiggghhhttt....
NOW!</STRONG>


Tallgeese!!! :D

I had an Epyon nick on this board, but I think the last No Topic thread (the one I actually didn't post to) nuked it. :(

Anyone want to get caught up in a Gundam VS. Eva flame war??? You can use any Gundam or NGE unit, and talk about how it would kick everyone else's rear end :)

Those flame wars are fun, I think. Going over everything you know about a subject to argue with someone you've never seen :p

[Flame Bait]

MEEP! :D
I also know where MEEP is besides right NOW! :D
Now aboht that cow....

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by chikn:
<STRONG>Holy Cow :eek: :eek: :eek:</STRONG>

Wholly Chao :eek: :eek:

[EvilFly]

did someone say meep?

[Flame Bait]

MEEP! :D

[RageAHolic]

are you MEEP enough? LMFAO

[Flame Bait]

14 pages :D

How did EvilFly loose her Meep?
I didn't notice it missing. :eek:

[Danger Fan]

Where is EvilFly? I haven't seen her in a long time

[Darth Mandeep]

:confused:

What are you all blabbling on about?

[EvilFly]

How did EvilFly loose her Meep?
I didn't notice it missing.
its missing? :eek:
meep!
Where is EvilFly? I haven't seen her in a long time
who knows, evilfly is long lost!...
What are you all blabbling on about?
MEEP!! :D

[Flame Bait]

Meep is asleep :D

ManDeep
:rolleyes:
Never mind if you don't Meep I can't help you.

:eek: WTF am I doing up so early. :eek:

[solo]

Like Little Bow Peep...

Lost the meep...

And does not know where to find it :D.

[Jobo Shontulus]

Originally posted by acid2000:
<STRONG>I have tickets for SW Ep2 opening night. YAY.</STRONG>


Seriously?! Lucky! I'm probably gonna get some for opening night at like, 7:00 or so. Thank G-d for movietickets.com, eh?
_jOBO

[RageAHolic]

Originally posted by solo:
<STRONG>Like Little Bow Peep...

Lost the meep...

And does not know where to find it :D.</STRONG>

LMFAO st :D

How much meep could a meepmeep meep if a meepmeep could meep meep?

I downloaded a bunch of Beaker/Honeydew skits...Beaker in the copier...LMAO. That's the goods.

[Flame Bait]

Meep-a-delic

http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/drinkofbeer.gif

[solo]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>LMFAO st :D

How much meep could a meepmeep meep if a meepmeep could meep meep?

I downloaded a bunch of Beaker/Honeydew skits...Beaker in the copier...LMAO. That's the goods.</STRONG>

Tre qool Rage. I gotta check that out when I get my broadband back ;). Dang, I miss The Muppet Show.

[RageAHolic]

Beaker being attacked by a giant germ, Beaker being scared shi...poopless by sharpened bananas, Beaker getting clubbed repeatedly w/ a hammer, Beaker singing "Feelings", it's all there.

The Copier one is the best though

[Flame Bait]

It's Meep-a-licous
http://www.slhess.com/images/smiles/spam.gif

[RageAHolic]

Man-alive...Beaker singing "Feelings" just about killed me.

meemeeee..meemeemeemee meeeeeeemeeee

Beaker and The Swedish Chef are my favs...anyone else? The old men in the balcony were pretty funny too..and let's not forget PIGGGGGS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!

[Flame Bait]

Muppet Labs
:D

[gallifray]

*eats her sandwich*
wow 14 pages..hehe
:cool:

[Flame Bait]

No ones posting :(

[YaRness]

liar!

[chikn]

Im posting, Im posting

[Darth Mandeep]

STOP THE MEEP!!!!!!!

[mangeli]

Originally posted by Darth Mandeep:
<STRONG>STOP THE MEEP!!!!!!!</STRONG>

Its good to see you're still your usual chipper self!

[skidhmor]

Umm.... CHEESE!
:)

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>No ones posting :(</STRONG>

1111111111111111111111111.

There, now some ones have been posted.

[chikn]

:D

[Danger Fan]

only 14 pages? you wimps :p


:D

[kuber]

http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/deargod_stop.jpg

[helllish]

This

[helllish]

topic

[helllish]

will

[helllish]

never

[helllish]

stop

[Flame Bait]

"Snork"
:D

[solo]

... Donchaknow :).

[chikn]

:D

[EyesWideOpen]

Have you reached 1,000 posts yet chikn?

[chikn]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>Have you reached 1,000 posts yet chikn?</STRONG>


I think this is 998 here

[z0mbix]

fishcakes make me sick :(

~lart fishcakes

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by cheeky_zombie:
<STRONG>fishcakes make me sick :(

~lart fishcakes</STRONG>

I've never had a fishcake. What kind of icing do you get on those?

[z0mbix]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>I've never had a fishcake. What kind of icing do you get on those?</STRONG>

from what I can gather it's bacteria!

[saulecker]

I have said it before and I will say it again... I like cheese. Sometimes I think I'm made of cheese. other times I think of making cheese pants or cheese hats. Last night for dinner, I had cheese sticks wrapped up in plain bread. and I was happy. There were many years where I lived on nothing but mac and cheese with peas mixed in. one of my favorite treats is brie melted on bread. My all time favorite cheese? Swiss. Plain and ordinary you say? no. It may be readily available just about everywhere, but it is the king among cheeses.

[musically psycho]

These post as the title suggest have not topic so hop on over to the off topic topic going on in the off topic topic area...Just try to stay on topic of all the topics though...

[YaRness]

more posts!

http://www.mhjgroup.com/deck.jpg

[musically psycho]

How about this post

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/pre458.jpg

[skidhmor]

other times I think of making cheese pants or cheese hats.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[DMR]

http://www.north.de/~jens/post-it.gif

[YaRness]

http://www.petsr4u.com/images/JW%20Cat%20Toys/JW%20Deluxe%20Scratching%20Post.jpg

[saulecker]

http://www.blimpguys.com/large/post-L.jpg

[musically psycho]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790736500.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

[musically psycho]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/079073219X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Flame Bait]

;)
Mangeli likes CHEESE too
:D

[Darth Mandeep]

http://le-village.ifrance.com/martinb/sw/img/gif/ani/esdani.gif

[slapNUT]

The topic is now "My Brave Face".

[slapNUT]

The nanosecond I heard that song I knew it was "Paul McCartney" taking a childish bet from someone who said "lets see how rediculous a song you can cut and still make millions on it."

[slapNUT]

I never bought that album... and totally lost faith in McCartney over that stupid song.

[slapNUT]

I'm done.


Feel free to change the topic to whatever you desire.

[chikn]

:D

[MedicBob]

This seems to have gotten outta control.

[Flame Bait]

Originally posted by MedicBob:
<STRONG>This seems to have gotten outta control.</STRONG>
Yea ain't it neat.

:D

[Col. Panic]

^bump^


(It's been 12 hours. It needed to be revived.)

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by Col. Panic:
<STRONG>^bump^
</STRONG>

...And then something went bump!
How that bump made us jump!
We looked!
Then we saw him step in on the mat!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!

Wich reminds me, whatever happened to Dr. Suse? :confused:

[ 14 May 2002: Message edited by: skidhmor ]

[saulecker]

Dr. Seuss died a few years ago...

and I see your bump (ewww) and raise you one:

http://www.aaroads.com/gallery/nm/jw/bump-sign_on-unreconstructed-nm-44-near-bloomfield.jpg

[dunbar]

Originally posted by skidhmor:
<STRONG>Wich reminds me, whatever happened to Dr. Suse? :confused:

[ 14 May 2002: Message edited by: skidhmor ]</STRONG>

deceased: Theodore Suess

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by dunbar:
<STRONG>deceased: Theodore Suess</STRONG>

Not Dr. Seuss, Dr. Suse, he used to post here a long time ago.

[mangeli]

Originally posted by skidhmor:
<STRONG>Not Dr. Seuss, Dr. Suse, he used to post here a long time ago.</STRONG>

He got busy doing something else....

[Flame Bait]

MEEP!

[skidhmor]

try looking for hasbro at two o'clock on Saturday morning.

&lt;The previous statement was intentionally meaningless&gt; :)

[skidhmor]

Only...

[skidhmor]

... a few more...

[skidhmor]

... to 600

[RageAHolic]

People don't know who Sensei is...who Dr. SuSE is...there should be a "history of LNO" NHF :D

[Flame Bait]

I am sure the good Dr. has been sighted just not here.

[cage47]

Originally posted by mangeli:
<STRONG>He got busy doing something else....</STRONG>

Yeah, installing a better distro, Like Mandrake. :D

[Flame Bait]

Boy. Risky behaviour..
:rolleyes:

[stup]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>People don't know who Sensei is...who Dr. SuSE is...there should be a "history of LNO" NHF</STRONG>

unfortunatly, classic LNO doesn't exist anymore... as near as i can tell, all the threads that came before the UBB upgrade are gone forever... unless they're still hanging around on a harddrive in the basement of an internet.com office, in which case they're as good as gone forever. :rolleyes:

[sans-hubris]

Lyrical quiz:
"Oh where, oh where could my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me,
She's gone to heaven so I got to be good,
So I can see my baby when I leave this world..."

Pearl Jam recently covered the song, but who were the original writers and singers? Anyone know the story behind the song?

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by stup:
<STRONG>unfortunatly, classic LNO doesn't exist anymore</STRONG>

internet.com isn't supporting LNO in classic mode anymore? Does that mean they are planning to release LNOX with a BSD core, enhanced user interface and improved performance?!

:D

[bwkaz]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>internet.com isn't supporting LNO in classic mode anymore? Does that mean they are planning to release LNOX with a BSD core, enhanced user interface and improved performance?!

:D</STRONG>

They claimed they were a while ago (it was Housen at the time), they said something about moving to a SQL backend (Housen was thinking vBulletin IIRC), rather than the flat text file backend that UBB uses.

Never happened... not that I'm surprised though.

[thonot]

599

[thonot]

600
&lt;edit&gt;and page 16, too&lt;/edit&gt;

[ 16 May 2002: Message edited by: thonot ]

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by bwkaz:
<STRONG>They claimed they were a while ago (it was Housen at the time), they said something about moving to a SQL backend (Housen was thinking vBulletin IIRC), rather than the flat text file backend that UBB uses.

Never happened... not that I'm surprised though.</STRONG>

You do realize that I was joking right? Making references to Mac OSX but thanks for the info, I do remember something about that.

[Flame Bait]

Hey!!! Quit letting the thread drop half way down the page. :confused:

[ 16 May 2002: Message edited by: Flame Bait ]

[Flame Bait]

Bagh!!!

[skidhmor]

Fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord, fnord!

[Flame Bait]

Finaly somone who makes some sense. ;)

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>Hey!!! Quit letting the thread drop half way down the page. :confused:</STRONG>

Ditto.

[z0mbix]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>Ditto.</STRONG>

Ditto.

[chikn]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[bwkaz]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>You do realize that I was joking right? Making references to Mac OSX but thanks for the info, I do remember something about that.</STRONG>

Oh yeah. But I figured it'd be a nice extra piece of info if someone didn't know what was going on or something.

And yeah, I did get the OSX stuff. :D

[RageAHolic]

&lt;ice breaker&gt;So last night I had my tongue up this chick's a..&lt;krusty&gt;HEY HEY!!!&lt;/ice breaker&gt;

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>&lt;ice breaker&gt;So last night I had my tongue up this chick's a..&lt;krusty&gt;HEY HEY!!!&lt;/ice breaker&gt;</STRONG>

Isn't that a quote from a movie?! With Eddie Murphy possibly?

[RageAHolic]

Hmmmmm...IIRC it's a line courtesy Andrew Dice Clay.

[Flame Bait]

the word for the day is Numbwap

[Flame Bait]

solo your post dissappeared.. LOL

[EvilFly]

&lt;sung to the tune of star spangled banner&gt; hooo, mee mee meeee meeee hoo ho hoo hoo ho hoo, hoo hoo meee meee mee hoo hoo mee mee hoo hoo hoo, mememe mee meee meee me me hoo hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo me me mee, mee me mee mee mee hoo...

[RageAHolic]

mee mee HOO HOO!!!

LMAO meep

[Danger Fan]

:eek:

this is my contribution to the thread

[revolution]

-

[solo]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>solo your post dissappeared.. LOL</STRONG>

Yeah... Danger thinks he's a thread killer, but I think I've got the market cornered on that title ;).

[Danger Fan]

Originally posted by solo:
<STRONG>Yeah... Danger thinks he's a thread killer, but I think I've got the market cornered on that title ;).</STRONG>

you better watch out, I'm after that title...

[Flame Bait]

Meep Meep!

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by acid2000:
<STRONG>yoda with a lightsaber. :eek:</STRONG>

That would have been so much better if I hadn't ended up in a theater filled with people who started laughing as soon as Yoda entered. Scum. :mad:

[RonaldRaygun]

That would have been so much better if I hadn't ended up in a theater filled with people who started laughing as soon as Yoda entered. Scum.

of all the people in the theater i think me and my friend nick were the only people who:
Have actually seen episodes 4 5 6 and liked them.
and didn't like episode 1.

Everyone started clapping when the lucas arts symbol showed up at the begining, and they all started laughing and clapping when Yoda showed up with his light saber.

Stupid people

[stup]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>internet.com isn't supporting LNO in classic mode anymore? Does that mean they are planning to release LNOX with a BSD core, enhanced user interface and improved performance?! :D</STRONG>

Yes.
It's in the "planning phase" along with such distinguished products as the Voodoo6 (http://www.3dfx.com) and Team Fortress 2 (http://tf2.sierra.com/)

[mcmanus69]

holy cow... 600+ posts??? I want a piece of this!!

[z0mbix]

...just waiting for day when I try to access http://www.linuxnewbie.org/ and get the permanent:

"The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings"

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by RonaldRaygun:
<STRONG>Everyone started clapping when the lucas arts symbol showed up at the begining, and they all started laughing and clapping when Yoda showed up with his light saber.</STRONG>

Same here.

I must say that by the looks of the teaser trailer The Matrix is going to be awesome! Does anyone know if both Reloaded AND Revolutions are coming out in 2003? That's what the trailer made it seem like when it displayed both titles and then 2003.

[chikn]

:eek: very long thread :eek:

[mangeli]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>Same here.

I must say that by the looks of the teaser trailer The Matrix is going to be awesome! Does anyone know if both Reloaded AND Revolutions are coming out in 2003? That's what the trailer made it seem like when it displayed both titles and then 2003.</STRONG>


They are. With in a month of each other if I remember what I've heard (and if it was correct)

[mangeli]

Originally posted by FoBoT:
<STRONG> :cool: http://www.drbanks.com/money/rutabaga.gif :cool:</STRONG>

That a rutabaga. :cool:

[Danger Fan]

what's a rutabaga?

[bugfix]

Ah! Swiss Tony! I 'erd a lot a'boot you, but nat all'l of it good!

[Flame Bait]

bump
:rolleyes:

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by Danger Fan:
<STRONG>what's a rutabaga?</STRONG>

rutabaga (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=rutabaga&r=2)

n. In both senses also called swede, Swedish turnip.
1. A European plant (Brassica napus var. napobrassica) having a thick bulbous root used as food and as livestock feed.
2. The edible root of this plant.

[DMR]

Fnargle, Fnargle, Fnargle, Fnargle, merrily on our way...

"A bagel up to scruffleweed"??!
Note to self: make no more notes to self.

[z0mbix]

Originally posted by bugfix:
<STRONG>Ah! Swiss Tony! I 'erd a lot a'boot you, but nat all'l of it good!</STRONG>

"washing a car is rather like making love to a beautiful woman..."

[bugfix]

Originally posted by cheeky_zombie:
<STRONG>"washing a car is rather like making love to a beautiful woman..."</STRONG>

"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge." (S. Tony, 1999)

"Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork." (S. Tony, 1998)

:D

[ 21 May 2002: Message edited by: bugfix ]

[thonot]

ummm...
sinking down the page again...

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

:D :D :D

Don't mind me... I'm just artificially inflating my post count... 29 more posts to the great five-oh-oh!

:D

[thonot]

Originally posted by Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379:
<STRONG> :D :D :D

Don't mind me... I'm just artificially inflating my post count... 29 more posts to the great five-oh-oh!

:D</STRONG>
Inflation is good.
:eek:

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

Wow... I feel honored... I didn't even realize I had started the 17th page!

:eek:

[proffy]

This thread needs to end. Whomever posts after this post is gonna get it!!! I mean it!!! :mad:

[nuisance]

oops! :p

[proffy]

Originally posted by nuisance:
<STRONG>oops! :p</STRONG>

Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry...

;)

[Flame Bait]

17 pages LOL
WHOOT :D

[bugfix]

I'd like to complain about the numbering system. Following usual programming / computing convention page numbering should begin at zero. Please remedy.

[thonot]

Why?

[thonot]

Why not?

[Flame Bait]

"Why is there air?"
Bill Cosby
;)

[nuisance]

It seems as if this thread has started an ANTI-TIME REACTION. The longer it continues the more old-timers pop up along the way! :p

[EyesWideOpen]

Why is air there?

[jbstew32]

bump

[Flame Bait]

Originally posted by nuisance:
<STRONG>It seems as if this thread has started an ANTI-TIME REACTION. The longer it continues the more old-timers pop up along the way! :p</STRONG>

Red, Mandeep and RageAHolic are the OLDTIMERS ;)

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

You know... I just thought of something... If I say I've only got 22 more posts until 500 in this post, than really I've only got 21 posts to go, because if I post to tell everyone this, then my post count will increase by 1, which would make my post to say that I've only got 22 posts useless.

So from now on, I'm going to post to brag, saying, "This post means that I have # posts left!" So I'll really be saying the right number of posts...

*wheeze* Got that?

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

Gotta love having a place to post pad...

But is it dishonest?

In the interest of honesty, I'll stop post padding...

[sans-hubris]

I know nothing of which there is nothing to know, lest I wish to know nothing.

[sans-hubris]

If a thing can be known from something of which nothing can be known, can nothing really ever be known?

[RageAHolic]

Post padding...who cares how many posts anyone has? Well...obviously some people care. Continue padding or not padding everyone :)

[Flame Bait]

The only padding I am concened with is that used by women to delude others as to their actual breast size. :D

[RageAHolic]

w(o )( o)t

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

Heh... maybe I can get lucky and post-pad myself up to starting another page!

:cool: 1337 p05t-p4dding skillz :cool:

:rolleyes:

[Flame Bait]

Nope LOL

[RageAHolic]

brrrrrrrrrritttttssssskeeeeeeee

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

Uh oh... I got post number 666...

Somebody hand me a cruifix...

:D

[RageAHolic]

Hey meep...it's t3h 3v1L

[z0mbix]

/me farts

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

This may be kicking a dead horse (post!?!?!), but I'm going to start the 18th page!!!

[EvilFly]

Peeeeuuuu, just what is that smell!? cheeky!!!.. do you know what that is? :eek:

[RageAHolic]

gaseous anomaly

[RevSmiley]

No Pets!!

[RageAHolic]

Do you ever come across and under-arm deodorant that is like...the greatest smelling thing on earth? I think that I have :D

[bugfix]

We came we saw, we kicked their ***!

[DMR]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>Do you ever come across and under-arm deodorant that is like...the greatest smelling thing on earth? I think that I have</STRONG>We came, We saw, We smelled their armpits...

Veni, Vedi, Vomitus
http://www.stevewolfonline.com/Downloads/DMR/Visuals/puke2.gif

[bugfix]

More pearls of wisdom from our good friend, Swiss Tony:

And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You ... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

[z0mbix]

Originally posted by bugfix:
<STRONG>More pearls of wisdom from our good friend, Swiss Tony:

And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You ... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.</STRONG>

lmfao...more more! :D

[z0mbix]

Originally posted by EvilFly:
<STRONG>Peeeeuuuu, just what is that smell!? cheeky!!!.. do you know what that is? :eek:</STRONG>

/me looks at bugfix supiciously, trying to not look guilty

[bugfix]

I don't think there are any more but I'll leave you with this picture. If you stare long and hard enough at it you can almost hear him speak.
http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/swisstony.jpg

[bugfix]

Oh, how wrong I was:


GOING FISHING: Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've
often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

ANSWERING THE PHONE: Answering the phone, is... a little like making love to a beautiful woman. In that you've gotta... lift the receiver, put it to your ear, speak ...loudly and clearly ... oh, yes - and don't forget to state your name.


PUTTING UP A TENT: Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag.

MAKING COFFEE: Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

[sans-hubris]

bugfix is weird! :D

[RevSmiley]

What the hell am I doing up so early? :eek:

Is it really true that people from Scotland are penny pinching anglophobes?

[bugfix]

Originally posted by RevSmiley:
<STRONG>Is it really true that people from Scotland are penny pinching anglophobes?</STRONG>

Yeah, and the eat haggis for breakfast, dinner and lunch - its enshrined in law ya know and goes a long way to explaining as to why they all have such bad breath and stomach ulcers.

[skidhmor]

um...
Nevermind

[skidhmor]

Wow,
there are now -8386 posts in General:Off Topic

[Flame Bait]

Yea off topic is always WAY bigger than any other group of threads.

What in the heck do they do in Scotland?
Besides grow wool and make wiskey?
They certain seem to have a bad attitude and
backward view.The must have wool underware or something. :D

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>Yea off topic is always WAY bigger than any other group of threads.
</STRONG>

Umm...
My point was that, according to the main page, off topic is in fact, way smaller than any other group of theads.
Notice the minus(-) sign in front of the number. :eek: :eek:

[Flame Bait]

It's broken :D

[sans-hubris]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>It's broken :D</STRONG>
You're broken! :p

[RageAHolic]

I think that he's more bent than anything..

[Flame Bait]

Freeping meep meep iddy meep meep !!!
:mad:

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>

Red, Mandeep and RageAHolic are the OLDTIMERS ;)</STRONG>

The geezer calls me an oldtimer...

[Darth Mandeep]

What the hell???

Five stars? How the F*** do I get five stars? I'm the most useless guy on these forums.

[saulecker]

Originally posted by Darth Mandeep:
<STRONG>What the hell???

Five stars? How the F*** do I get five stars? I'm the most useless guy on these forums.</STRONG>

It's not my fault....

[Flame Bait]

Originally posted by Darth Mandeep:
<STRONG> The geezer calls me an oldtimer...</STRONG>

Just Geezing right along :D

[Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379]

So, how many posts will it take in this thread to break the board?

I hope that it doesn't happen-- I'd be afraid that it wouldn't get fixed...

:(

[RageAHolic]

LMAO at mandeep...geezer calling me an oldtimer...that's gold.

Also LMAO at the five star, most useless thing...they don't get much more useless than mandeep :D

[Darth Mandeep]

12 more pages or so till ALL HELL brakes loose. You don't want to be here when that happens. I think.

[sans-hubris]

#699...

[Darth Mandeep]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>they don't get much more useless than mandeep :D</STRONG>


Thanks. :rolleyes:

Um, I'm good for conversation?

[Flame Bait]

:D I just rated you 5 stars Mandeep :D

[Darth Mandeep]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[fancypiper]

I see nothingk! I know nothingk!

[Flame Bait]

YES :D

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by Alex Cavnar, aka alc6379:
<STRONG>So, how many posts will it take in this thread to break the board?
:(</STRONG>

Sometimes you just have to push things to the breaking point and let the pieces fall where they will...

[RageAHolic]

Originally posted by Darth Mandeep:
<STRONG>
Thanks. :rolleyes:

Um, I'm good for conversation?</STRONG>

Well you're useful for useless things and useless for useful things...I think :D

[ 22 May 2002: Message edited by: RageAHolic ]

[Flame Bait]

Originally posted by skidhmor:
<STRONG>Sometimes you just have to push things to the breaking point and let the pieces fall where they will...</STRONG>
LOL
Don't worry. Be happy ;)

[ 22 May 2002: Message edited by: Flame Bait ]

[skidhmor]

Just made it my sig

[EyesWideOpen]

I played eighteen holes (chip & putt) of golf yesterday for the first time. I shot an 83 but I still had fun (all holes were par 3). :D

[fancypiper]

I managed to shoot an 82 once. I did terrible on the second hole, though...

[skidhmor]

fnord!

[bugfix]

Originally posted by EyesWideOpen:
<STRONG>I played eighteen holes (chip & putt) of golf yesterday for the first time. I shot an 83 but I still had fun (all holes were par 3). :D</STRONG>

I shot 44 last week. :D

[EyesWideOpen]

Originally posted by bugfix:
<STRONG>I shot 44 last week. :D</STRONG>

Holy carp! I don't think I'll ever have enough time that I can become that good but I know that I can get better. It seems like the most difficult part is judging distance. Then again, I guess that you won't be able to consistently hit any distance if your form isn't good -- which mine isn't. :D

It's quite relaxing though. There were a group of ducks following us around yesterday so we had an audience which was kind of cool.

[Flame Bait]

Dirt Hockey!
:D

[TheCatMan]

If pages were years, this thread could vote... I wonder who it would support.

[nuisance]

Originally posted by TheCatMan:
<STRONG>If pages were years, this thread could vote... I wonder who it would support.</STRONG>

No one. Most eighteen year-olds don't vote :p

(In the U.S.anyway)

[Flame Bait]

The Free as in Beer party :D

[Flame Bait]

this bump makes my 900th post (as Flame Bait )

[ 23 May 2002: Message edited by: Flame Bait ]

[EyesWideOpen]

Say toy boat five times really fast.

[ 24 May 2002: Message edited by: EyesWideOpen ]

[Flame Bait]

19 pages !

:cool:

[Danger Fan]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>19 pages !

:cool:</STRONG>


wow, that's a lot of pages

[nuisance]

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

[chikn]

I love that micorwaveable kraft macaroni and cheese :)

[Flame Bait]

:rolleyes:

[revolution]

four cheese is the best :D

[TheCatMan]

Four cheese a jolly good fellow,
Four cheese a jolly good fellow...

[Flame Bait]

mangeli = I love cheese. :D

[skidhmor]

bump

[bugfix]

Repeat quickly:
"Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry..."

[Flame Bait]

No thanks. I get all tounge knotted with just talking as it is. ;)

[mychl]

I'm sorry, but Mac & Cheese in the microwave is SACRELIGIOUS!!!! Don't do it!

YOu know whats really good, put a little ketchup into the mix while you're making it. Also a little basil and garlic....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummmm

[Flame Bait]

WAKE UP!!!
:D

[fancypiper]

and smell the coffee! :D

[Flame Bait]

I did.
It's decaf :(

[EvilFly]

I'd take a cup of decaf... haven't had any in a couple weeks.

[sarah31]

i found some bacon in the trash the other day it was quite good too :) Still can't firgure out why my neighbor was screaming and hollering at me :confused: it's not like he was using it any more. Anyway i took off before the RCMP came with their tranquilizer guns. I could use the sleep but geez do they always have to dump me in the middle of nowhere to sleep? I would be much happier if they just put me in my bed. It's such a long walk to get home after they dump me off and i get all tired and sweaty :( Hmmm..maybe if i ate my neighbor....

[ 26 May 2002: Message edited by: sarah31 ]

[Frith]

capitalism and the concept of the individual is bad.

socialism is good. :cool:

sarah31 is gooder.

[nuisance]

Originally posted by sarah31:
<STRONG>i found some bacon in the trash the other day...it's not like he was using it any more. </STRONG>

You're disgusting :p

Wanna go out? :D

[ 26 May 2002: Message edited by: nuisance ]

[berb]

having not looked at this thread since it has started, I looked to see what philosophical ends that 19 pages of worthwhile conversation has developed...


see you in another 19

[Flame Bait]

"capitalism and the concept of the individual is bad."
:rolleyes:

Excuse me but bugger off.
I am sure you have the idea that only you and your fellow socialists should be able to determine what others should do and not do, what they may think and not think. With the same end results as all past attempts at eradicating "individualism" namely the progroms, the genocides, stalinst purges and killing fields of Cambodia of the past. Take that fecal thinking and talk back under your rock. Progressive thought and equality don't depend on a "socialist"
society or an individual giving up the right to self determination or independent action or thought. Freedom isn't freedom without the right to individualism. But I am sure that you don't value the freedom of others that is what logically follows from a statement like "...the concept of the individual is bad."

[RageAHolic]

Y'know what they say Evil...all meep and no meep make meep a meepmeep :D

[bugfix]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>Y'know what they say Evil...all meep and no meep make meep a meepmeep :D</STRONG>


You've got it all wrong. Its "all moo and no moo make moo a moomoo."

[Stween]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>19 pages !</STRONG>

:eek: :eek: STOP THE MADNESS!!! :eek: :eek:

[fancypiper]

Why should we? We have much more fun than those sane folks! :)

[Flame Bait]

;) MEEP! ;)

[Flame Bait]

Make MEEP!

[RageAHolic]

Nah...I got it right. It's all about the meeps and not about the moos.

[bugfix]

What happens when you shrink-wrap foam peanuts?

[Flame Bait]

Stupored, fire up the Railgun.

[vee-eye]

http://www.winlab.rutgers.edu/dbz/edited/goku-gohan.jpg

[bugfix]

Dunno. I'll boot it up to find out. :rolleyes:

[z0mbix]

What linux distro should I try? FreeBSD, BeOS or Solaris?

[skidhmor]

19 pages and nothing said...

[skidhmor]

Originally posted by cheeky_zombie:
<STRONG>What linux distro should I try? FreeBSD, BeOS or Solaris?</STRONG>

&lt;troll&gt;Windows2000?&lt;/troll&gt; :p :D

[crokett]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG> ;) MEEP! ;)</STRONG>

Meep Meep/
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep/
Meep Meep/
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep/
Meep Meep/
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep/
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep/
Meep Meep Meep/
Meep Meep.
Meep Meep/

[Frith]

Originally posted by cheeky_zombie:
<STRONG>What linux distro should I try? FreeBSD, BeOS or Solaris?</STRONG>

Solaris is worse than BeOS.

FreeBSD is good. But only as a server, not a desktop OS.

Debian is what you want. :)

[EvilFly]

Originally posted by RageAHolic:
<STRONG>Y'know what they say Evil...all meep and no meep make meep a meepmeep :D</STRONG>

LOL...

[Flame Bait]

Originally posted by cheeky_zombie:
<STRONG>What linux distro should I try? FreeBSD, BeOS or Solaris?</STRONG>

None of those ARE a Linux distro.
2 are UNIX even
but BeOS rocks.

I forgot 20 pages WHOOT!.

[ 28 May 2002: Message edited by: Flame Bait ]

[sans-hubris]

Originally posted by Flame Bait:
<STRONG>
None of those ARE a Linux distro.
2 are UNIX even
but BeOS rocks.

I forgot 20 pages WHOOT!.

[ 28 May 2002: Message edited by: Flame Bait ]</STRONG>
Technically, FreeBSD is still just a UNIX(TM) clone, but it's more UNIX than Linux only because there is a direct historical relationship with a real UNIX. To technically be called UNIX(TM), someone needs to fess up some money for its certification, and that's not cheap.

[ 28 May 2002: Message edited by: sans-hubris ]

[skidhmor]

good morning!

[EyesWideOpen]

Hello. Happy Wednesday.