I'm Going NutZ!

[XxMaCaBrExX]

http://www.linuxnewbie.org/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=002337

Please.? :(

[XxMaCaBrExX]

Could there possibly be a problem with PHP connecting to the MySQL port if you are behind a firewall? I don't see how it could, but it's my last guess. :(

[nanode]

AFAIK mysql uses port 3306.

Is the mysql DB on a different box than the web server?

Assuming both are on the same host, use 'localhost' or 127.0.0.1

If you use an internet IP or host name (which resolves to an external IP) you *may* be subject to IP filtering.

[jemfinch]

Will you please stop spamming the board when you have a problem? What makes you think your questions are so much more important than every else's questions here, that you deserve two posts about your own?

Geez. Learn some freaking patience.

Besides, this is in the wrong forum. It's not a programming problem. It's a compilation problem. This should be in web-serving/security.

Jeremy

[XxMaCaBrExX]

get a life 4$$hole! :p

[nanode]

This is an ironic fact:

in utter_macabre's profile, his profession is listed as "webmaster"

[XxMaCaBrExX]

I am a webmaster. I never said I was a PHP webmaster. I've been writing html and css for 2 years. I've been running Apache webservers for about a year and a half. This is my very first year doing any PHP or MySQL stuff. So learn the facts before you go running your big fat mouth. :p

[r00t619]

<rant>It's quite ironic how one can consider themselves a "Webmaster" and can only code HTML and CSS and maybe knows a few *NIX commands.</rant>

<sarcasm>I guess I can add Webmasta to my resume since I can code HTML and CSS and even a few more than that :D Would you even know that I have a working mySQL/PHP/Apache box too :D</sarcasm>

Someone needs to turn the "-v" off on you utter_macabre. You ***** and whine that someone doesn't respond to your post in 2 seconds and then when they do you call them incompetent a$$holes for not helping or agreeing with you. I think you should try the RTFM approach and maybe you might learn something instead of coming here and spewing -vvvvvvvvvvv's across this board.

just my $.02

[MrNewbie]

How come he has 4 stars too? I don't ***** a fraction of the amount he does and I only have 2!

[Whipping Boy]

He probably registers a bunch of nicks so he can rate himself lots of times.

[jemfinch]

Someone needs to turn the "-v" off on you utter_macabre.


LOL!

That's awesome.

Jeremy

[XxMaCaBrExX]

I hope you all feel like big strong men now, 4$$holes. :p

[XxMaCaBrExX]

Since when did you have to be a know-it-all 4$$hole to be a webmaster? I run Apache webservers on Linux and Unix, I write and maintain websites, and I install and upgrade software. If I'm not mistaken, that's the exact definition of a webmaster. So go buy an internet dictionary, then stick it as far back in your throat as possible as so I don't have to listen to anymore of your senseless bu11sh1t. It's a waste of my time, and all it does is waste bandwidth for the people that really need help with something. So the next time you have something witty, or rude to say, just switch to a terminal, type "pico" (or whatever editor you use), then write yourself a b1tchy-4$$ letter. Because your the only one that gives a $hit about hearing it. :cool:

[r00t619]

Well I am not going to continue your pissing contest because I actually know when too much is enough. You obviously sound like the *NIX expert and you can edit files great with your favorite editor "PICOchu" :D So go knock yourself out big guy and oh yeah if you ever find that last fry let me know because you are a few fries short of a happy meal!!!

l8r

[nanode]

r00t619:

Hey dude - I about fell outta my chair when I read the "-v".

All:

r00t619 and me are old friends, and the "-v" is an old inside joke. A group of us were hanging out and someone used "-v" to describe a loud mouth we all knew. The funniest part was, when it was first said everyone (being geeks) knew what it meant and didn't immediately laugh - then we realized what huge geeks we must be and started laughing.

It was funny then and it's funny today.

[r00t619]

Well **** I am down in the trenches here at work and I needed a good laugh too and being that this guy is a perfect fit for the "-v" I spat it out. Glad I could bring some humor into your day I am sure you need up there in M$ land :D