Damn glad to be here.

[Dru Lee Parsec]

Hot off the wires:

So excited I'm gonna splooge!
Rumor has it Internet.com just announced an "optional" work week, next week... the head of HR said the company's "excited" to offer employees the opportunity.
When: 5/23/2001
Company: Internet.com
Severity: 40
Points: 138

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Let's see, LNO was a money making concern and then Internet.com bought it. We havn't had an update on the front page since Sensei left (was kicked out) and the financially troubled (read: F*cked) Internet.com doesn't really mind if it's employees show up to work or not. I mean after all, all they're doing next week is changing the locks on the doors and that's so much harder to do with the employees around.

Yep, I'm SO GLAD that Internet.com bought LNO. They're SUCH a competent company.

<Sarcasm off >

[FoBoT]

i read somewhere else that the dates you mention are the rumor

and that the real "free" week is july 4th week
july 4th is on a wednesday, so instead of having just monday or just friday or just wednesday off, they are taking the whole week

that is what i read ;)

[evil_roy]

I assume that this means "leave without pay".

(ie) ask all employees to stay home, don't pay them and save a weeks payroll.

If so, why bother. Last one out please turn off the lights.