New database that is 10x faster then MySQL

[Joncamp]

I have successfully developed a database system, not supporting SQL, that is 10 times faster then MySQL! :cool:

[hard candy]

A tape recorder?

[coolclassic]

And? :confused:

[Parcival]

A tape recorder?

Mine's even faster. I point all my data records to /dev/null, it has an awesome writing speed. :cool:

[klackenfus]

not supporting SQL, that is 10 times faster then MySQL!

This message brought to you by the developers of Microsoft Access, where we've not supported SQL anyway for about ten years!

[ernieg]

That reminds me of the worlds fastest RAM chip that I developed a couple of years ago. It was write only! :D :D :D

[Icarus]

WOM (http://academics.vmi.edu/ee_js/Research/IC_Datasheets/digital_cmos/Write%20Only%20Memory.pdf) is the memory of the future!!

I like my database that is faster then any database created, the Brain!

[dkeav]

i think my brain suffered one of those pesky injection exploits

or maybe it was the alcohol

[JamminJoeyB]

Seems like some one is trying to increase their post count.

Well might as well jump on the band wagon and add one to mine too.

[Parcival]

It's also possible to post twice in the same thread. :D

[XiaoKJ]

My database is so fast I can't keep up with it... Hey --- wait for me!

[hard candy]

It's also possible to post twice in the same thread. :D

And thereby doubling the size of your database entry for this thread, see I just did it, easy as pie. ;)

[Parcival]

see I just did it, easy as pie. ;)

which reminds me of pecan pie which I had the last time I was in the US (2002) and which was really delicious, better than Swiss cheese. :)

(there, I tripled it)

[JayMan8081]

Pie! I especially like Chocolate Cream Pie. Mmmm, Mmmm, good.

[JamminJoeyB]

Gee I wonder if they will switch JLC forums over to this new database that is 10x faster the MySql.

Your post would show up before you typed it.

[XiaoKJ]

Your post would show up before you typed it.

Just what we need to exponentially increase the size of the database ---- telepathy!

I think fortune reading will make it dual-dimensionally expoentially increasing

Then adding phopecies will make it infinitely big in 2 dimensions.

GREAT!

[hard candy]

Pie! I especially like Chocolate Cream Pie. Mmmm, Mmmm, good.

Speaking of pies, how about pytables (http://www.pytables.org/moin)
"Most of the I/O operations speed should be only limited by the underlying I/O subsystem."
See how cleverly I got the thread back on track, made a pun, AND increased my database entries by one third?
:cool:

Edit: Speaking of telepathic databases, I'll bet the Betazoids (from Stardate 4153.77 on the "Encounter ar Farpoint" episode) have plenty of them,

"Betazoids hail from the Federation member planet Betazed. A peaceful race that have developed highly telepathic abilities, the Betazoid people appreciate fine arts, literature, and philosophy. As all Betazoids are telepathic, they usually do not need to vocalize their thoughts to one another in order to communicate, but can do so for the benefit of offworlders. It is a natural ability, and likewise the strength of the skill varies from one to another. Most develop the ability in adolescence, but a few have congenitally active telepathic abilities that may cause severe mental problems due to their inability to screen out other peoples minds. Screening is a skill that is absolutely necessary for the well-being of a Betazoid, particularly for those with keen telepathic sensory skills."
Myself, I do have ESPN on the cable, but it doesn't tell me who will win the game.

[cybertron]

Did somebody say pi?

I seem to recall having read about a quantum computer that could in theory come up with answers before the question was even asked, but my database crashed recently and I can't remember much about it.:)

[gehidore]

So you come to gloat about this wonderful '10x faster' database that you claim to have made, but you give us nothing but a 1 line story! What do you want me to send you money or something?



I want proof,
I want proof,
I want proof,
I want proof,
I want; wait a second, why the heck do I care?.
I'm sure someone wants proof,
give them proof!

[JayMan8081]

I wouldn't mind seeing a little proof of this faster database. ;)

[JamminJoeyB]

Proof? You can't handle the proof.

Add another useless entry into the database.

And I still kept it on topic. LOL

[hard candy]

I wouldn't mind seeing a little proof of this faster database. ;)

Well, according to quantum mechanics and advanced physics, if something is really fast, it may distort time, which means it is actually being used yesterday, and will definintely come tomorrow, but may not take place today.

[JamminJoeyB]

Speaking of thirds, at the rate this thread is gaining database entries it will make it to the Hot topics area on the main page by 5pm est.

Of course if this were 10x faster it would have been there 2 days ago.

[hlrguy]

My database has no connections, not needed, the write is complete before you try to write it, and since the data exists before the need to write it, no need for a connection. Unfortunatly, the data is always presented before you need it, forcing me to remove the read connections, way too frustrating.

hlrguy

[Parcival]

Your post would show up before you typed it.

And we the mods could lock threads without even the need to read them first - what a wonderful modlife that would be. :cool:

but my database crashed recently and I can't remember much about it.

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it is actually being used yesterday, and will definintely come tomorrow, but may not take place today.

You don't actually happen to be your own father, do you? Oh, wait, I'm your father! http://www.berchtoldia.ch/modules/gaestebuch_v21/smilies/starwars_13.gif

[hard candy]

You don't actually happen to be your own father, do you? Oh, wait, I'm your father! http://www.berchtoldia.ch/modules/gaestebuch_v21/smilies/starwars_13.gif

About my allowance....

[gehidore]

About my allowance....
I got your allowance right here ... waggles a willow branch switch ... come to papa. ;)

[thaddaeus]

I can build a mysql db thats faster than any other...I just need a supercomputer or a lite driven computer, I think the speed of light is a little more than 10x faster...But then again ********s are supposed to move as fast as light so I guess that theory if useing light would only give me less heat, as long as the light is low intensity to when it interacts with some mass-ive object, very little heat is radiated...Or maybe he just striped a bunch of scsi drives and uses a system which writes multiple lines of the disk at once.......Ok I'd better shut up before I get too off topic, if their really was one.

WOW a new word censord, e-lec-tron-s, why?

[rocketpcguy]

more seriously, is posgres SQL is somewhat faster than mysql? not 10x, but by some amount?

[retsaw]

WOW a new word censord, e-lec-tron-s, why?My guess is whoever made the censored word database got it confused with erection. Either that or they think that talking about things that give life to a computer is dirty.

[nabetse]

My guess is whoever made the censored word database got it confused with erection
HAHA! retsaw typed erection. And it wasn't censored.

********!

[Parcival]

HAHA! retsaw typed erection. And it wasn't censored.

Why should it? The pyramids have been erected, the Eifel Tower in Paris, the Berner Münster, and your government even clearly defines erection standards (http://www.osha.gov/steelerection/index.html), so where's the problem? :)

[dkeav]

so the government is to blame for my erection problems?

[paj12]

so the government is to blame for my erection problems?
The government only writes the standard. Non-compliance is your own problem. ;)

[rocketpcguy]

this is the weirdest thread ever

[gehidore]

this is the weirdest thread ever
aye.











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[thaddaeus]

I am suprised this thread is still goin strong without being locked...maybe this will turn into some true /dev/random thread as it is very random.

[paj12]

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[JayMan8081]

Yeah, I don't think it gets much more random than this thread! :)

[JamminJoeyB]

Actually if you look at some of the really old threads you will find some in the database stranger then this. See I even managed to keep sort of on topic.

[gehidore]

I just love how the original 'poster' has yet to reply... what a monster. :mad: :mad:

[JayMan8081]

I think it was a drive-by posting. :D

[dkeav]

hes busy getting us low low prices on C1ALL1S!!!!

[Parcival]

Actually if you look at some of the really old threads you will find some in the database stranger then this.

Yes, indeed. In the "good ol' days" there was always one or two threads in /dev/random where people were joking around and the mods had their pun contest. When hard candy stopped modding for a while this slowly died and modding meant just to lock true spam threads and tell first posters to write proper titles. I'm glad the jokes are back. :)

[Parcival]

I think it was a drive-by posting. :D

We should aks Brian if we could open a posting drive-through. I could walk around all day with a head-set and ask "Do you want a smiley with that?". :)

[JamminJoeyB]

Good one Parcival.

Here I thought it was just one persons attempt to drive up his post count. :)

Good point Gehidore.

I may have to get out my kevlar to protect myself from these drive by postings.

[hard candy]

What IS a database?
1. Where Data goes to recharge when Captain Picard does not need his services anymore?
2. A collection of data arranged for ease and speed of search and retrieval?
3. All the facts and rules comprising a logic programming program?

And since I have all my family's addresses and telephone numbers in an addressbook, would that be considered a relational database?

[Parcival]

hard candy, I suggest you start your very own collection of Swiss folk music so you can brag at work about your traditional database. :cool:

BTW, if you think you are a man, you have seen and heard everything, it's a couple hours since your last meal, and you save 12 virgins from a shady vilain character while your Gentoo finishes compiling, then you may as well try this link (http://swissmusic.swissinfo.org/eng/swissmusic.html?siteSect=141&sid=1549998&cKey=1041766260000) (and the sublinks featuring the little loudspeakers, that is). :eek:

[bwkaz]

Yes, indeed. In the "good ol' days" there was always one or two threads in /dev/random where people were joking around and the mods had their pun contest. When hard candy stopped modding for a while this slowly died and modding meant just to lock true spam threads and tell first posters to write proper titles. I'm glad the jokes are back. :) Well, in the good old old days, when this was still linuxnewbie, there was more going on than that... I remember heated arguments running rampant in the "Shoot the Breeze: Rants" forum, and very very off-topic stuff (like the "Topic: No Topic" thread, whose first post was just "Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department" and degenerated from there (:p), and similar "let's see how many posts we can get into one thread before UBB breaks!" threads that kept eating mdwatts's accounts) that was going on in the "General: Off Topic" forum. And who could forget the Big Red Button? Even though that got fixed (I think anyway) in later versions of UBB.

(Thankfully, vBulletin is a lot more stable than UBB was. Or maybe when the server's a cluster of machines instead of just one, it breaks much less often; that might be it too. I don't know what kind of hardware the forum ran on, or what kind it runs on now.)

[je_fro]

Jeez....I sure am glad I didn't just delete the parent, instead of moving it to /dev/random :D

[Icarus]

post count postings being made?? Some people are just crude!

[cybertron]

My theory on the censorship: It was one of the URLs that the spammers kept using so they censored it.

Postcount += 1;:)

[JamminJoeyB]

Well my database may not be 10x faster then yours but it is bigger. And we all know that size really does matter. :)

Which makes me think I need to check on that backup, 2 million records and about 2000 added every day that I really can't afford to lose.

[Joncamp]

Adding 1,000,000 records with a record size of: 100 bytes, 3 fields, 1 sorted

MySQL server did the above in a little over 140 seconds.

My new database did it in 12 seconds. :D

[Joncamp]

My database added 1,000,000 records in 12 seconds with sorting, on a rather small record size. It would run through 2,000,000 records in just seconds, even if it was a 1k record sorting on multiple fields.

[JamminJoeyB]

Hey look Joncamp is back for a couple more drive by postings.

Care to enlighten us about your database? Other then some bench marks.

Where is the project hosted?

Is it OSS/GPL?

Can you ride a unicycle while juggling?

[JayMan8081]

Hey look Joncamp is back for a couple more drive by postings.

Care to enlighten us about your database? Other then some bench marks.

Where is the project hosted?

Is it OSS/GPL?

Can you ride a unicycle while juggling?
He doesn't have time to answer those questions. Although he could answer each one in a separate reply to further increase his postings! After all why say in one post what you can say in multiple posts! :D

[gehidore]

I'm still waiting for a website or even a name... I mean I can claim things too:

I created a pencil 10x faster than #2 pencils, it writes 100,000 words in 9 minutes vs 10,000 words in 10 minutes...

[thaddaeus]

I created a wormhole which actually allows for time travle because it sends you so to the other side so fast you actually travel back in time. This is useing the unified field theory that einstein forgot to finish (I have finished it!). Oh and useing tesla's flying discs I was able to produce a device to transport matter through the worm whole safely. Of course its not a stargate yet, but I'm working in it.

BTW the systems all run Linux and have a DB (which is 10^1000 * faster than mysql) which contains all the possible locations of arrivle based off time of day, location on earth, position of the known stars and their satilites (based off of the center of the milkyway as it is the power source), and the amount of power required to get there. Oh and it stores the locations of all the employees.

In fact I am just reading this and wondering why I would write such a thing because I never actually wrote it yet so now I will think about getting a mod to get me the ip so I can track it down...

[Parcival]

thaddaeus, you don't really impress me. No space travel concept can be considered complete unless it has an ice machine for the drinks on the journey.

[Icarus]

and little umbrella's, you need the umbrella's or the drinks won't taste right

[nabetse]

and little umbrella's, you need the umbrella's or the drinks won't taste right
Yes, the umbrella stems give the drinks the right woodsy flavor.

get >>= \st -> put (st + 1)

HAHAHAHAHA!

[hard candy]

Yes, the umbrella stems give the drinks the right woodsy flavor.

get >>= \st -> put (st + 1)

HAHAHAHAHA!

I always thought the umbrella was to keep the rum from getting diluted in case of a tropical rainstorm, I did not realize it was for the flavor.

[JamminJoeyB]

Yep the same reason a corndog tastes so good. It's got that nice woodsy flavor. Come to think of it fudgecicles, pop-cicles also have a nice wooden stick to give them a nice woodsy flavor. Then again with that much surgar in those things it wouldn't get much of a woodsy flavor.

Weren't we talking about fast databases here?

[cybertron]

Weren't we talking about fast databases here?
Keyword, were, past tense.:)

Shish kabobs have wooden sticks too. Which reminds me, it's time for lunch and I'm hungry. :D

[Parcival]

Shish kabobs have wooden sticks too.

You didn't get that quite right, cybertron, Bebop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebop) is a Jazz derivation and is being played with winds, no wood there. Kebab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab) is the stuff you want for lunch, although it's so unhealthy at all those fast food places... If you have the possibility, I suggest you visit a Turkish restaurant and let it be served to you original style with Anatolian rice. :cool:

[paj12]

You didn't get that quite right, cybertron, Bebop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebop) is a Jazz derivation and is being played with winds, no wood there.
Basses, drums, pianos, and saxophone reeds are all wood. However, flavor is of secondary importance.

Kebab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab) is the stuff you want for lunch, although it's so unhealthy at all those fast food places... If you have the possibility, I suggest you visit a Turkish restaurant and let it be served to you original style with Anatolian rice. :cool:
Sounds great. Too bad some of us live in Hicktown, USA. :rolleyes:

[JamminJoeyB]

Well this thread has just completely degenerated in to a total random thoughts. I seem to recall a quote about random things not being left to chance because of their importance.

----> hijacks thread away from food, I'm getting hungry <-----

Just wondering if anyone had sent a pm to thread starter to find out what this new database is called?

[hard candy]

And we curve back on to the database highway by posting a food nutrient database from the US Department of Agriculture, Nutrient Data Laboratory:
Agricultural Research Service (http://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/foodcomp/search/)

What type of database engine does this slow moving database employ?

[Parcival]

What type of database engine does this slow moving database employ?

Well, they are handing the keywords to a pearl script so they at least didn't make the mistake to use an Access database with all the ActiveX brouhaha around it. :cool:

[Parcival]

hc, I found a database that is so much cooler than your canned applesauce, namely one featuring Chinese jokes (http://joke.yam.com/). My favorite is the one with the farmer and the rabbit. :)

[JamminJoeyB]

Leave it to hard candy to some how bring food back into the equation again.

[JayMan8081]

And he even brought the thread back on topic, sort of.

[gehidore]

Well this thread has just completely degenerated in to a total random thoughts. I seem to recall a quote about random things not being left to chance because of their importance.

----> hijacks thread away from food, I'm getting hungry <-----

Just wondering if anyone had sent a pm to thread starter to find out what this new database is called?

I tried, he seems to have no interest...

[Icarus]

It's the Matrix, it has you!

[Parcival]

It's the Matrix, it has you!

This must be it... I don't know how many queries billions of people living in the Matrix would cause, but I bet the database needs to be darn fast or you have black cats running down the hallway all over the place.

[JayMan8081]

This must be it... I don't know how many queries billions of people living in the Matrix would cause, but I bet the database needs to be darn fast or you have black cats running down the hallway all over the place.
Wow, that makes perfect sense now. Hopefully Neo is here somewhere. :)

[cybertron]

You didn't get that quite right, cybertron, Bebop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebop) is a Jazz derivation and is being played with winds, no wood there. Kebab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab) is the stuff you want for lunch, although it's so unhealthy at all those fast food places... If you have the possibility, I suggest you visit a Turkish restaurant and let it be served to you original style with Anatolian rice. :cool:
Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=kabob) says I'm okay spelling it that way too.:)

Besides which, I'm American which pretty much requires me to bastardize every word I come across, right (but I'm still pedantic enough to look up kabob in the dictionary, albeit online)? :rolleyes:

[gehidore]

Besides which, I'm American which pretty much requires me to bastardize every word I come across, right (but I'm still pedantic enough to look up kabob in the dictionary, albeit online)? :rolleyes:
/me raises his glass. :rolleyes:

[Parcival]

Hopefully Neo is here somewhere. :)

I have decided to rather look out for Morpheus - after all he is actively doing the recruitment.

[gehidore]

I have decided to rather look out for Morpheus - after all he is actively doing the recruitment.
there is a morpheous among us... he's got a last name... but he's here...

[JamminJoeyB]

Well I've been thinking about adding a pc to my Matrix. Toyota Matrix that is. I thought it might be neat to do a project with a mini-itx board. But i don't think I would need it to run any databases.

[Parcival]

You mean you'll have Rythmbox make your car bounce?

[gehidore]

You mean you'll have Rythmbox make your car bounce?
Hook the bass into a killer airbag system on that ricemobile... have it drop on the bass... jack the car up 3 feet.... and put one of those fart cans on it... then you'll be cool just like the rest... ;p

[JamminJoeyB]

Sorry, no room for airbags or an annoying exhaust. I like my ride quiet.

I was thinking more along the lines of gps navigation, ogg playback, surfing the net etc. You know useful, but boring stuff.

[Parcival]

surfing the net

Didn't your mom tell you not to surf the net while driving a car? :D

[JamminJoeyB]

Moms say alot of things like that. Doesn't mean we actually listened. At least I wont be adding some annoying pimpstar rims to my ride. But I may add some nitro boosters. That will get my car going 10x faster. LOL

[gehidore]

I wont be adding some annoying pimpstar rims to my ride. But I may add some nitro boosters.
lol!

I'll stick with my <almost> classic and a 307 SB :D