C'mon & Own Up--Longest Sigs on this Site.

[tlyons]

Now, I'm not going to point the finger at anybody :D but I will say is that some of you have signatures that are 4 times the length of some of the messages you write.

It's not that I don't care about your computer (though if you've seen my other thread (http://justlinux.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=136834) you know I'm more interested in it if it's a junker). I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation why some folks use carriage returns like toilet paper (by the ream).

Anyway, if anyone would like to step forward and accept responsibility for their huge sig, please do so now (before someone else nominates you).

Yours truly,
"Two line" Todd :cool:

[rbrimhall]

Well, I have 3 lines but one' s blank... so, does that even count as 3?

[bsm2001]

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:D

[hard candy]

Is this another sociology experiment? I think males with long signatures seem to fare better in life. I know I've been happier since I lengthened mine.

[davisfactor]

I need a signature :(

[tlyons]

Originally posted by hard candy
Is this another sociology experiment?

Nah, it just seemed like a good way for me to rack up a lot of posts and have a few laughs.

I know I've been happier since I lengthened mine.

Freud would have a field day with you. ;)

Looks like bsm2001 is a lot longer, er, happier...

Just watch. This time next week, every "manly man" on the site will be sporting a 10 inch sig. :eek:

- T.

[AdamZ]

Originally posted by hard candy
Is this another sociology experiment? I think males with long signatures seem to fare better in life. I know I've been happier since I lengthened mine.

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[Icarus]

people with long sigs must be trying to make up for a lack of something...

Keep your novels and life stories elsewhere, if we want to know about your 'hardware' we'd ask ;)

[bsm2001]

Originally posted by Icarus
people with long sigs must be trying to make up for a lack of something...

Keep your novels and life stories elsewhere, if we want to know about your 'hardware' we'd ask ;)


My sig is only as long as my memory!:eek:

[hard candy]

My sig is only as long as my memory

It is the same length as a DIMM.

[Parcival]

Well, my sig points to one of the few books of mankind worth reading. One book providing the answers to all questions you may have, all summed up in four rows - not too bad, isn't it? ;)

[bigmac99]

How about mine? =)

It lists my current hardware config, as well as a shameless plug for a few of my websites...

Charles

[Icarus]

Shameless plugs are right...where's the freeipod.com and freeflatscreen.com links? :p

[CoffeeMan]

<opinion>
I like sigantures, but some are just ridiculous. <rant>I really want to read all of your specs every time you post, there is no reason to show the same message over and over again. Its like that song by sting that goes on and on where there is only one line! I hate that, it is like a politician that cant get his point across, i hate repitition, I hate repitition, I hate repitition, I hate repitition!</rant>
</opinion>

[bsm2001]

To many sig beaters so I got rid of all that pesky stuff.;)

[tlyons]

Originally posted by bsm2001
To many sig beaters so I got rid of all that pesky stuff.;)

Hey wait! No need to kill all that info. Instead of going long...

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AMD Athlon 800 | 128MB RAM | 170 GB | S3 Museum Vintage Video Card [2MB!!!] | Running Debian Sarge

Unfortunately, my rig is nothing to brag about. :(

[Syngin]

Originally posted by hard candy
Is this another sociology experiment? I think males with long signatures seem to fare better in life. I know I've been happier since I lengthened mine.

Hehe was wondering whether oue resident psychology student was at it again too.

Note: The 'lengthening' joke wasn't lost on most of us hehe


Yes, I mean the spam thing :P

[tlyons]

Student? Sociology? Psychology? :p

Forget therapy. What you guys need is a reading tutor. Or, one of those 'memory mastering' systems they sell on TV infomercials. :D

Blargety -- give us a commercial for that.

- T.