Trogdor
09-21-2003, 05:55 PM
I will never use the konsole AGAIN!
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saturn-vk
09-21-2003, 06:09 PM
nah, that's just kde being happy as usually.
see, in konsole, the proper first line is
man man
see, in konsole, the proper first line is
man man
andycrofts
09-21-2003, 06:10 PM
In RT11, (sorta DEC *nix) when you typed
cat food
cat: can't open food.
The geeks used to think it was hilarious.
Every time.
cat food
cat: can't open food.
The geeks used to think it was hilarious.
Every time.
Trogdor
09-21-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by andycrofts
In RT11, (sorta DEC *nix) when you typed
cat food
cat: can't open food.
The geeks used to think it was hilarious.
Every time.
The reason the geeks used to think it was hilarious is because it is fscking hiliarious!
In RT11, (sorta DEC *nix) when you typed
cat food
cat: can't open food.
The geeks used to think it was hilarious.
Every time.
The reason the geeks used to think it was hilarious is because it is fscking hiliarious!
yhotg
09-21-2003, 06:34 PM
i ask myself if i come to the right place when i don't understand the jokes...
they look not much end user friendly
maybe i must look where to buy an old typewritter.
they look not much end user friendly
maybe i must look where to buy an old typewritter.
Trogdor
09-21-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by yhotg
i ask myself if i come to the right place when i don't understand the jokes...
they look not much end user friendly
maybe i must look where to buy an old typewritter.
Hey, I still use Lynx and vi!
i ask myself if i come to the right place when i don't understand the jokes...
they look not much end user friendly
maybe i must look where to buy an old typewritter.
Hey, I still use Lynx and vi!
yhotg
09-21-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Trogdor
Hey, I still use Lynx and vi!
that means something? Lynx and vi?
is not a joke, i don't know what r u talking about.
maybe i must look for me some kind of avatar.....,
here my green end user alien.....,
Hey, I still use Lynx and vi!
that means something? Lynx and vi?
is not a joke, i don't know what r u talking about.
maybe i must look for me some kind of avatar.....,
here my green end user alien.....,
Sepero
09-21-2003, 08:28 PM
Off to /dev/random...
Oh wait, I'm not a real mod. Doh! :D
EDIT:
I thought the "cat food" was hilarious too. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh wait, I'm not a real mod. Doh! :D
EDIT:
I thought the "cat food" was hilarious too. Thanks for the laugh.
serz
09-21-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Sepero
Off to /dev/random...
:D
Off to /dev/random...
:D
Seph64
09-21-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by yhotg
that means something? Lynx and vi?
is not a joke, i don't know what r u talking about.
maybe i must look for me some kind of avatar.....,
here my green end user alien.....,
Lynx = CLI Web Browser
VI = CLI Text Editor
Both handy if you can't get into the gui.
that means something? Lynx and vi?
is not a joke, i don't know what r u talking about.
maybe i must look for me some kind of avatar.....,
here my green end user alien.....,
Lynx = CLI Web Browser
VI = CLI Text Editor
Both handy if you can't get into the gui.
Satanic Atheist
09-22-2003, 08:30 AM
A quick Google for "funny unix commands" yields the following treasure trove (not sure if they work on Linux):
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% gotta light?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
% cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% man p***y
No manual entry for p***y.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% write desert
desert is not logged on.
% man you
No manual entry for you.
% !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
% rm Quayle-brains
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
% lost
lost: not found
% make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
%touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
make "bottle open"
make "heads or tails of all this"
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
% finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass
Unknown host
% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
% make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '
James
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% gotta light?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
% cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% man p***y
No manual entry for p***y.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% write desert
desert is not logged on.
% man you
No manual entry for you.
% !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
% rm Quayle-brains
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
% lost
lost: not found
% make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
%touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
make "bottle open"
make "heads or tails of all this"
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
% finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass
Unknown host
% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
% make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '
James
yhotg
09-22-2003, 02:59 PM
i liked Seph64's :
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my Hard Drive?"
he's all the time tring to read mine, too.
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my Hard Drive?"
he's all the time tring to read mine, too.
sasKuatch
09-22-2003, 08:48 PM
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
:D ROTFLMAO-HMHOTTASLMAO
man:: Too many arguments.
:D ROTFLMAO-HMHOTTASLMAO
Satanic Atheist
09-23-2003, 06:23 AM
HMHOTTASLMAO
WTF?
James
WTF?
James
leonpmu
09-23-2003, 07:14 AM
$ whatis microsoft
microsoft: nothing appropriate
:D
microsoft: nothing appropriate
:D
sasKuatch
09-23-2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Satanic Atheist
WTF?
James
Well, you know what ROTFLMAO means. Now just roll with it and extend it. Use your imagination, I did.:)
WTF?
James
Well, you know what ROTFLMAO means. Now just roll with it and extend it. Use your imagination, I did.:)
Satanic Atheist
09-23-2003, 01:21 PM
Yes... I know what ROTFLMAO means...
Could you please enlighten me? I really don't see the point of using acronyms if no-one understands what you're on about?
I mean, have you ever heard of ASIJMU - the standard?
James
Could you please enlighten me? I really don't see the point of using acronyms if no-one understands what you're on about?
I mean, have you ever heard of ASIJMU - the standard?
James
sasKuatch
09-23-2003, 03:32 PM
And what good would it do? Honestly, it doesn't matter, I just made it up on the fly. Plus, if I told you, you'd probably think it was dumb.:p
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