What spammers do in their free time

[dbfruth]

Below is an actual spam message recieved by one of our staff here at work today. This spammer obviously had to much time on his hands. Enjoy!

-----------------------------------------------------

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

[oubipaws]

i know that when I'm not spamming this forum :p I'm off playing Sonic Adventure on my totally hip sega dreamcast:p

[mdwatts]

I would say torture animals.

[scott_R]

They're telemarketers. :)

[Icarus]

I would respond to him and let him know where you can find these :D

Gene Rodenbery knew where to get all these parts, but his sources might of died with him...ask his wife, she might have gotten them in the Will.

I know they have spares available on the USS Enterprise and Voyager. Excelsior also has an ample supply of these parts. You do need to know someone in the Navy that is of high rank and is able to get these parts out as they are very expensive and are well guarded.
You can contact them at
Department of Defense Hotline — 1-800-424-9098

Also, be sure to remove all the Star Fleet Serial Codes and Identification Chips or they will be able to find you in less the 1 Star Date.

OR, if you can get your starship to boomerang around the Sun you should be able to break the speed of light enabling time travel...these are quit common in the future.


Here's something interesting you can find digging around government web sites...
The "Philadelphia Experiment" (http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq21-1.htm)

[serz]

I don't know.. they go buy lots of pr0n movies?

I hate spammers.

[dbfruth]

Ok people it seems as if nobody is actually reading the first post. I am not asking what spammers do in their free time because frankly I don't care. I was just highly amused at what this particular spammer did with theirs which is the whole point of this thread.

Ok rant finished

Note to mod. You can delete this if you want.